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/s lol wil u b my grlfrend plis comon i ppay u gud muney plzzz
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So I’ve noticed a lot of you losers have trouble making online friends. Many of these problems have roots in the way you portray yourselves in your little “communities”. read more

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As in that game with the flying and similar fun stuff.
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First off, I would like to say that dsfmjklmuwpefqzj

*bzzzzt*

Hello? Hello? Is this thing working? read more

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In which our protagonist gets owned by a piece of hardware.
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Mmmyeah.

Sunday night, November 26th. I was typing something up at my computer when the monitor suddenly blanked. A few minutes later, I realized that this problem was beyond my limited ability with computers. read more

Whenever I enter a map that I want to train on, I always use a summoning bag to kill ‘afk’ characters. This way, they get teleported to the nearest town. If I’m lucky, they’ll go all emo about losing 10% and shoot themselves.

I mean, I don’t want them demanding the map back when they return from stuffing their faces with food, right? read more

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Vic-alicious, bishes.
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So, I logged on last Friday.

“Hi Allen.”
“come to vic!”
“Come get pies with us, Allen.”
“pie time, bish” read more

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Happy, happy, happy, happy.
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Happy today. Happy, happy, happy. So happy I won’t write with complete sentences. Yay~ I found him! Yay I found him I found him I found him… read more

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It’s what’s for dinnah.
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Well, that was a fun weekend. I set aside a few hours of free time especially to play Maple Story, to congratulate myself for, uhh, umm… Pshh. For surviving the week. These past three-ish days have been filled with the ZPQ, guild spam, and lots of dying. read more

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document.write(‘…I think I’m going to die.’)
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I loathe wild boars.

Why? It’s quite simple, really.

I was on my magician, which I mentioned in my previous blog. Having reached level 25, I eagerly put on my new equips (read: nothing). With 127 Int, I decided that I was strong enough to try out wild boars, for I knew that I would be able to kill them in two hits 100% of the time. Thus, I wanted to try out these swine instead of massacring the spore-ish fools of the ant tunnel. This did not turn out to be a very smart idea. read more

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Don’t worry, my armor has ignorance resistance 20/- on it.
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Last week, battling the usual zombies, I realized I had been to Victoria island once in the past eight levels; that was for the job advancement. I simply hadn’t felt the urge to go. What reason was there? After all, I have a mule in Henesys, two mules in Orbis, and one mule in Ludibrium. Most of my friends spend their time around El Nath or Ludibrium. Meh. There was no urgent need to visit Victoria, but I still considered what the island had to offer. read more

Meh. There should really be a pop-up confirmation box for the Delete button.

Maybe two. And the second one could have Yes very far away from No.

The delete button could also be put on a different line than the Submit button; that way, I wouldn’t enter Edit blog to add information on the element Beryllium (four electrons), then accidentally delete the blog. I blame this on my new mouse.
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Alternate title: Fire! YAY!
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