Well I can’t think of any more names so I’ll have a 5 second audition, here are the following parts availible:

Evil Master
Evil minion 1
Evil Minion 2
Evil Minion 3
Evil Captain
Ally 1
Ally 2
Ally 3
A girl that falls in love with Tristan
Principal
New friend 1
New friend 2

So just post here if you want to be in my story, eg:

Bob, New friend 2 read more

Well, not many people actually qualified so here’s to positions.

ShadowKnife=Evil Master
Marie=Evil Captain
AnbuNinja04=Ally 1
sicboy23401=Ally 2
BenZON=Ally 3
Bling=A girl that falls in love with Tristan
putnamehere=New friend 1
Rew=Evil Minion 1
Chicken=Evil Minion 2
som1else =New Friend 2

Okay so those positions are filled, if your sad then don’t fear There are other positions you can fill in for: read more

~~~Facts~~~
-Cheese=Curse
-Click the “I like” button
-I made this up as I went
-Click the “I like” button
-10 cents per Like, Shannon you cheap cheese
-Click the “I like” button

Following the wave of steelies was a couple of shrieks and screams. I took out my fruit knife and threw it at the steely in front of me. I also took out my razor and threw it at the steely in front of Christina. Aaron (having played countless hours of mind-numbing video games gave him the ability to have the quickest reflexes) quickly took out his razor and whacked the steely away. Instead of the sound of metal on metal there was a soft pop sound emitting from the deflated steely as it swayed back and forth in the air.
“Inflatable steelies?” Aaron said dumbfounded.
“Not a very good lot this year seems only 4 students managed to react,” Mr. Bob said disappointingly.
“Why’d you do that, you nearly scared me to death!” Aaron exclaimed.
“Just wanted to see how fast you’d react,” Mr. Bob said coolly. “Either way the following students will start off the year with extra credit: Tristan, Aaron, Kyle and Sarah.” Sarah was one of those quiet students sitting in the corner, despite her size she was one of the best bowman (women?) in school.
“Since we’re running on a short schedule I’ll hand you your periods for the quarter,” Mr. Bob announced. As usually Aaron would be first.
“Aaron!” Mr. Bob boomed. Aaron ran up and grabbed his schedule and ran back down. He seemed disappointed with his list. I asked to look at his list but he said we should exchange one another’s first. When I got my list I was somewhat satisfied. read more

I made up the story as I went, the pic is what the classroom looks like, instead of grades the classes are referred to as Class #x, example: Class 2x is for levels 20-29.

The moment I opened the door a slice of cheese whacked my face.
“Jason,” I thought, but to my surprise it was Aaron.
“You could’ve just asked me what homeroom you were in, I looked you up,” Aaron said with a smile nibbling on a piece of cheese. He noticed the blood dripping down my arm.
“Got mixed up with three stooges already?” Aaron asked,”By the way, who’s the girl?”
“Long story, lets get our cheeses back to our seats.” As predicted I sat next to Aaron but to my surprise the girl sat next to me and gave a good look at my arm.
“Don’t worry, it’ll stop bleeding…eventually,” I reassured her while wrapping my arm with some toilet paper I brought. (Don’t ask why O.o) The bell rang and on cue popped in our homeroom teacher and the room fell silent. The teacher I recognized was Mr. Bob, he was my warrior’s physical training teacher back at Class 2x. He was bald (which was a taboo to him) but for what he lacks in hair is matched with his monstrous strength. He wore his usual jagoon armor and blue sneakers.
“Welcome to Class 3x,” Mr. Bob boomed, ”As you might have noticed the year of 3x is a VERY important year, it is the time where all of you can get your advancements to your job. I will pass in your schedules for the rest of the day later on but, I would like to introduce the new students attending the Manji Middle Academy. Would Mr. Kyle and Miss Christina come up here please. I saw a dark-haired boy up front move up and the girl beside me nervously went up too.
“Now Kyle, what was your prior school before coming here?”
“Well I attended the Social Schwarzenegger School in Perion,” Kyle said slowly.
“And what would you be after your job advancement?”
“A Bandit.”
“And why is that?”
“Well I enjoy being on the front line in battles and bandits are very swift.”
“What about you Christina?” Mr. Bob asked.
“I…attended the Ch-Christina District School in Ellinia and I would be a Cl-Cleric because my late grandmother gave me my name which was also a name of a Christian Model in the past,” Christina said softly.
“Very well, AARON, TRISTAN, would you mind touring these two of the school later on?” Mr. Bob asked.
“Why us?” Aaron protested.
“Because since you two always goof off running about the school grounds you should be able to recognize everything by now, any objections Tristan?”
“Uhh…”
“GREAT! You four will meet up here after school, now have a seat.” Christina sat down beside me.
“S-Sorry,” she said weakly.
“For what?” I asked.
“Well…” She got interrupted by Mr. Bob’s loud booms again.
“Now I hope all of you trained hard during the summer.”
“Yes, Sir,” half the class replied.
“Very well then, today’s first lesson is…” he then reached into his back pocket and thrust steelies at everyone in the class. read more

~~~Facts~~~
-Curse Word=Cheese
-Click the “I Like button”
-Sorry for the delay
-My friend is paying me NOW depended on the likes -.-
-I made it up as I went
-I feel like quiting ms
-The pic is what the school looks like
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Same old, same old I thought. Around school my friends and I were the school “Cheese-ups” mostly me though. Ever since my parents were killed the other kids kept on picking on me knowing that I can’t do anything about it and if I fought back I could get kicked out of school. So far the last 5 years of school have always been: Go to school, get beat up, 1st period, get beat up, and so on so forth. I’ve always considered kicking their cheeses an option but I always retrained my self and took the beatings; I considered it part of training to further increase my endurance. Luke, just as strong as Jason but as dumb as Aaron, was their leader. He was tall and had metro-cheeseral yellow hair. Mark was his best-man, he was smart enough to when to quit and always advised Luke but was as weak as heck. He was the shortest of the gang and also had metro-cheeseral black hair. Sean has probably half my strength and half my smartiness. He too has metro-cheeseral yellow hair and was fairly tall. The fist hit me hard but to the years of enduring this cheese it felt like nothing.
“Well, well, it seems the cheese-up had the guts to go back to school,” Luke said with a grin. I looked at their watches, 4 more minutes. Plenty of time, their beating usually lasted for 3 minutes before they got tired and I slipped away. Another punch ran across my head along with 2 punches in the gut. I grunted slightly and waited along the next few minutes. I could feel blood dripping down my arm along with a few bruises molding into place.
“STOP IT!” shrieked a voice from across the hall. It was the girl from earlier. Luke stopped and leered at the girl.
“Well, well, seems Tristan got himself a girlfriend,” Luke said slowly. He then darted for the girl raising his fists. Cheese I thought, I didn’t want anyone else involved. I twisted my arms freeing Mark and Sean’s grip and socked them both in the stomach. I was already half way there before they feel to the floor withering in pain. I leaped just in front of Luke and his over-sized fists connected to my head. I flinched only slightly and socked him into to stomach. He coughed out a little blood then fell to the floor. Cheese, 40 more seconds.
“What homeroom are you in?” I asked the girl.
“Umm…13,” she said slightly.
“Same here, c’mon, let’s hurry.”
“I’m new here, so… I don’t kn-“She got interrupted as I picked her up and started running. I was pretty fast for a warrior; I was born with a natural 110% speed. Before she could protest I reached the door. I dropped the girl and dragged her in. read more

Well, I got a couple of messages reagrding to the peanut song. So this blog is specifically designed JUST for peanuts! Heres the peanut song!

1. Found a peanut, Found a peanut, Found a peanut just now, just now Found a peanut, Found a peanut just now
2. Cracked it Open, Cracked it Open, Cracked it Open just now, just now Cracked it Open, Cracked it Open just now
3. It was rotten, It was rotten, It was rotten just now, just now It was rotten, It was rotten just now
4. Ate it anyways, Ate it anyways, Ate it anyways just now, just now Ate it anyways, Ate it anyways just now
5. Got sick, Got sick, Got sick just now, just now Got sick, Got sick just now
6. Went to the doctor, Went to the doctor, Went to the doctor just now, just now Went to the doctor, Went to the doctor just now
7. Operation, Operation, Operation just now, just now Operation, Operation just now
8. Bled to death, Bled to death, Bled to death just now, just now Bled to death, Bled to death just now
9. Went to heaven, Went to heaven, Went to heaven just now, just now Went to heaven, Went to heaven just now
9. Didnt want me, Didnt want me, Didnt want me just now, just now Didnt want me, Didnt want me just now
10. Went to the Other place, Went to the Other place, Went to the Other place just now, just now Went to the 11. Other place, Went to the Other place just now
12. Didnt want me, Didnt want me, Didnt want me just now, just now Didnt want me, Didnt want me just now
13. Stayed Anyways, Stayed Anyways, Stayed Anyways just now, just now Stayed Anyways, Stayed Anyways just now
14. Mined some coal, Mined some coal, Mined some coal just now, just now Mined some coal, Mined some coal just now
15. Burned my hand, Burned my hand, Burned my hand just now, just now Burned my hand, Burned my hand just now.
16. Wow! that was a weird dream. Hey! I found a peanut! Found a peanut, found a peanut. . . read more

Well I was searching the basil threads when I read this guys story about conning some girl that saved her. Even IF the story was a complete lie, he still should rot in hell.

whitefridge5 said: “often training gets boring for me, so for entertainment i like to con ppl, and try to outdo my self each time (Materialistically) and to make it easier to keep track of these cons i write them in a book. Now yesterday i completed what i can honestly say is my best con ever =) and i feel that i must share this with u. This all started about 6 days ago, i was training on kitties and soon become fed up so i moved to the normal ones. However i soon regret my actions as I just lost 134 hp. in only a few minutes i was down to only 56 hp (outta pots) and stuck on a rope. i waited for someone to come rescue me but no one came. i was about to quit, when a lv 48 cleric came (im also lucky that it was a girl cus girls are always easier to con then guys) Anyways i begged her to help me and she agreed and invited me to party and healed me. She then gave me 214 hp pots and said she didnt need those. I noticed her cromi and asked her how much mag atk it had, to my astonishment she showed me it had 77 mag atk and + 7 int! then i asked if i could buddy her cuz she was so hot and gave her my +7 maple claw. she jsut smiled and said ok. (i’ll get it back). A fell days later i logged on again after watching simpsons. Luckily she was also on. She asked me if i wanted to pq, i told her i couldnt cuz i just lost most of my equips from a scam. (this was a lie) i then begged her to lend me some equips and items. she seemed unsure and asked me if i was lieing. i promised her i wasnt and even sent her a video of how i got scammed. (it was a phony video i made with a friend) She of course, belived me and gave me a tobi, 550k , my claw back(duh) some pots and about 100k worth of some low lv equips. Unsatisfied i made up another story, i told her that i was too depressed to continue with my sin and wanted to make a cleric also, i asked her if can borrow her cromi for 2 days to lv faster, after about 35 min of begging and assuring her i wont keep it she finnaly agreed. Later I deleted her off my buddy list and simply ignored all her Pathetic whispers, so thats my story pm me if u wanna buy the cromi and flame if u want i dont care, she probably fine or crying her eyes out i dont really care.

p.s i didnt include her name in this for Obvious reasons but if u really want to know u can pm me. in the meantime im gonna see if i can find more ppl like her to con.”