All posts by Guruji

Aliyah

I’ve been dared to draw a pic of aliyah and post it up by the Ninja

So i shall

artist’s interpretation 😀

EDIT: I died on MS. W00t, now maple related

Curse you ninja for exploiting my skillz!

and the ninja says you must like this blog

Aureus Inc: The Intro

Here is an intro to my new series

Read it on my deviantart since i can’t upload it here…

It has the ninja in it 😀

READ THE COMIC HERE: link

It may be crap right now, but I’ll make sure it won’t be in the next one. It’s just the intro anyway.

Creds: Me and Scyne

Dedicated to Aliyah 😀

and Ninja!

But primarily Aliyah!

I Give [Free] Advice

In the past 17 years of my life, quite a bit has happened to me which led me to the conclusion that this world just plain old sucks as long as we are bound to materials (ie, anything physical).

Things just plain old… suck.

However, upon realising this, you become somewhat “Enlightened”. Not Nirvana; just a little bit too enlightened for my age (full enlightenment is impossible at this age. If anything it doesn’t even exceed 20%…but that’s better than many people). read more

Hey waffleman!

You can’t leave

C’mon man! Remember the good times? The look on your face when I admitted to hacking in khaini for a week? The time when we pwned stuff; and the time when we fought a legion of demonic pancakes using only a piece of string and a Q-Tip…and we won?

*sigh*, don’t leave. We are the seniors of this site, we must guide the new ones. Unless if this place doesn’t have a union in which case we are screwed. read more

Guruji: MS has been Pwned

Tis I, Guruji.

I haven’t posted here in ages: one reason….actually, many

I quit Maplestory. However, unlike others who quit it, I’m not going to tell all of you guys and girls to quit as well, nor am I going to say “there are more important things in life” as an opposing argument to quitting.

I simply quit because I found an MMORPG that is monumentally better than Maplestory in many many aspects… read more

Fast and Cheap Warrior Levelling to 30

Well, MapleEurope is here, so why not put in a guide?

A warrior guide that is!

It can also be found on hidden-street.net link

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Table Of Contents
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1.0 Introduction

1.1 AP Distribution

1.2 SP Distribution

1.3 Training Spots

1.4 The End

1.5 Special Thanks

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1.0 Introduction
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Hiyo everybody! Well, I am Guruji, and as you can
tell, I like the Warrior class. So why choose them?
Not saying that you have to, but unlike other classes,
warriors deal the most close range damage ever. At level
70, they dish out a lot of damage. Warriors also have a
lot more HP than any other class out there. read more

Guru’s 2nd Comic Blog

W00t. I came up with this satire yesterday before i went to sleep. (*gasp* (ex) hackers sleep, draw and make comics?! ) o.o?

READ THE COMIC FIRST! STARTING FROM THE BIGGEST TO THE SMALLEST!

Of course, this comic is an innuendo meaning that it goes both ways ofcourse, thats only if you take it that way.

I only made this to make fun of people. That’s the end of that. read more

Clarifications

Yeah…in my last blog i wrote of hackers and such.

Of course, I’m only here to clarify everything in the following statement (its not a poem -.-;):

Hackers are people. Like you and I.
People are different. Like you and I.
People can be good. People can be bad.

Then there is:

“Don’t judge a book by its cover”

Now lemme tell you something else -.-; read more

Most Controversial Blog Ever

I redid this blog because some guy boosted the previous one’s ranking using multiple accounts.

Ofcourse, no one would read it anyway, I mean its all like, “its not a story -.-;. I came here to this blog site to read stories”

Yes, Guruji is here…again…this may actually be the most controversial thing I have thrown to the table as of yet. read more