Maldran was born in the Fourth Age of War, in the Era 18921. His father was the wealthy owner of a potion shop ; his mother was a mighty priest of Necrontyr. He lived the normal life of an assassin-to-be, until at age 9 something happened.
That day, he was doing gymnastics and aiming exercises. He jumped around, using bars to continue his momentum as he threw shurikens in mid-air at targets. All was well, until he fell into a spiked pit.
The Eldar force stood on the surface of the salty water. A few dozen were present; ten Guardians, ten Banshees, six Warlocks, six Rangers, three Exarchs and Farseer Taldeer herself. A lone fish swam by, curious as to what was disturbing its water.
“Farseer, what do you propose we do now?” Exarch Macha asked sarcastically.
“Simple. We can merely walk to Henesys; with a Windwalk spell we’ll be there in no time.”
As Maldran plummeted towards the sharp rocks at the bottom of the cliff, his whole life flashed before him. His first word spoken, his first snail killed, his father giving him the family’s ancestral dagger, passing the entrance exam for the Victorian Academy, his graduation from the Victorian Academy, the massacre of mushrooms which had just occured minutes ago, the return scroll in his pocketĀ
Author’s Note : For simplicity’s sake,(EDIT : Long conversations involving lots of random characters) will be in script format for now 
The crowd of mushrooms continued to babble on endlessly about random and irrelevant things. The meeting had been called by Mushmom a few days ago, but only now the mushrooms were beginning to arrive.
RACES (Not counting monsters)
Maplers
Basically your average adventurer. The Maplers were the last race to evolve during the Age of Evolution. Now they are the technologically superior of all known races. Basic appearance of a Mapler consists of a head, with hair and varying facial hair resting upon a neck, which rests upon a torso that consists of a ribcage area, with two arms(with hands which have THUMBS!!!) attached, and two legs ending in feet supporting the torso. The head of a Mapler is approximately equal in size to the rest of his/her body. Notable Maplers include : Grendel the Really Old, Helena, Hines, Dark Lord, Dances with Balrogs, Isador and Maldran.
The Shadow Weaver smiled as he surveyed the scene. He was in an ordinary house, in the town of Henesys.
The house had been annihilated.
Citizens were running around in circles, panicking or hiding in the tall grass. The police were nowhere to be seen. The mages charged with the defense of the town were in Ellinia, having milk and cookies. Men in bright red rubber suits ran around carrying buckets of water to the location of the house, even though there was no fire.
Maldran settled back into his comfortable chair, reading a tome entitled “Famous Dead Maplers.” It chronicled the events starting from the War of Monsters and ending at nowhere. It was a heavily enchanted book, enough that it would continue to write itself until the war ended. As he got up to rekindle the fire on the hearth, something rustled in the hallway.
Maldran slowly circled around the Balrog, terrible in its power. It swung its arm and several reddish missiles flew towards him. Maldran quickly sidestepped, using the Balrog’s own attack to distract it as he launched a devastating volley of shurikens.
They simply bounced off.
Maldran charged with his twin daggers in hand(s). He performed dozens of lightning-quick stabs as he ran a circle around the lumbering Balrog.