Ahhh yes…. here we are. I am the author of the highly acclaimed documentary of LUDIBRIUM. I have covered all the topics in LUDIBRIUM EXCEPT for the recently released Helios Tower. It is my sad duty to end this analysis just because LUDIBRIUM isn’t big enough for , per say, 6 parts?

Now, lets get back on track. The Helios Tower is a disgusting structure rivaling the Eos Tower in stupidity, abolishment, and highness. Perhaps it may even be EVEN more stupid than the Eos Tower. However: the ONE thing that makes it just a tiny notch better than then it’s Eos counterpart is that it has an elevator for transportation. The monster there, that is a rat, is not called a rat for some reason and instead called another name. This new rat, may be even be more irritating and stupid than the very irritating and stupid Jr. Yeti. Another reason why this tower is rivaling the Eos in crappiness is that it leads to nothing. I know, I know that the Korean Folk Town is down there, but It’s not there. Why does GMS release it when there is nothing that it is good for? This is almost as bad as when before the Omega Sector was not yet released, and travelers climbed all 100 floors without an elevator to get to……. nothing. Am I hearing Deja Vu? You heard it folks. LUDIBRIUM sucks and theres no doubt about that. Now there is one last thing I want to get to before I finish this analysis…. read more

I know, I know. What makes LUDIBRIUM so great? It’s a place full of bright lights and teddy bears. What’s more, is that the whole thing made out of lego. Crazy, right? Well if you delve a bit deeper… into the EOS TOWER! 101 floors. Crazy, right? Well this time you are correct. I often imagined the eos tower base be blown up by dynamite(hint hint aliens) and the entire structure smashing down on Omega Sector. But nevermind that. As you first decend, you will see rats. Except wizet has gone insane and decided to call them another name, which I will not mention here for saftey reasons. As you go down a bit further, you will see black rats, and trixters. Out side the LUDIBRIUM tower, there is great airplanes and helicopters. That basicly goes down until you get to the block golems. Yea, very lame right? You are correct again! Eos tower is lame. Even the party quest is lame (will be explained in part two). So now we must head back into the LUDIBRIUM VILLAGE. The most houses with portals I have ever seen in any map, but certainly not big enough to be a village. The shops sells standard stuff, except there is a clever addition: PILLS! Great pills, more expensive and comes in greater packages. As if we had enough of pots already. Well, there is nothing more to explain here. The party quest/quests will be explained in part two. The terraces/toy factory/clocktower will be explained in part three. Ill see you there. read more

You probaly entered this article thinking about other pressing things on your mind, leveling, blogs, and bad exps. But that is not what life is about. Life is clearly about happiness, which can be explained in my other blog. But this article is not about your mind, blogs, or happiness. This thread is about jr. yeti.

As you may very well know, jr. yeti is a small creature found very close to the frosty town of el nath. Unless you are a firemage, and over lvl 50, you’d have had a difficult time taking down this creature. What makes this creature so powerful? I mean, it is the highest leveled monster with a knockback rate of 1. With the same knockback as a snail is it is difficut to imagine the jr. yeti to be a a threatning creature. And combined with the small profile it is very difficult to imagine that the jr. yeti will EVER be a threatning creature. Low-leveled peeps come pouring in by the thousands to el nath to try and kill a jr. yeti, basicly, so they can brag about killing el-nath stuff. But, at a VERY dense 135 exp, and more hp than a wraith, it is very difficult to talk about the thousands that have died to these, apparently harmless creatures. But, I’m not even started yet. read more