The Dest is back. Like Jesus and Waffle had already found out, I have been lurking on this site, it’s really hard not too. But I had read everyone’s messages, emails, and MSN messages. I feel really bad about leaving the site I have grown attached to, I had lost my senses leaving so abruptly. I will not leave something I love just because of an argument or two.
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I quit.
Yes, I quit. I don’t feel like taking anymore of this. I might come back one day, but I don’t care. I’m quiting MMOT for good.
And to let you all know, Muffin was me. You can now gloat to everybody that you found out.
Mip, go ahead and delete this blog when you’re able to.
The Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 17!
Hey ya’ll. Dest1 here with some important news. I learned that humans are over evolved apes. Like yeah, I would look exactly like Donkey Kong if I had some hair growth formula and some color dye and if my upper and lower jaw jutted outwards. Like really, I’m serious. Well anyway, I also have some bad news. Today during Health class, the teacher dude was reviewing our knowledge on the uh human anatomy. When he started talking about eggs, he had pointed to me. For what reason, I don’t know. So, I asked him did males laid eggs. Most of the class cracked a smile, but I couldn’t understand what was so funny. Anyway, on with the show.
The Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 16!
Dest1 is back with another scene episode. All of the former guest stars that were supposed to be on my list has now been vacated. You may now apply for a spot when the time comes. ‘Til now, enjoy the blog. x)
It’s the Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 16! Enjoy the show!
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In a world where we have tax payers, angry motorists, and little human teenagers who can’t type for shiz, here awakens someone unheard of. someone unknown of. Someone. . .and their name is nArUto0546!
The Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 14!
Yo, I got the goods, boss.
You: Show ’em.
*Opens box* Look at it, boss.
You: Holy crap. I bet this thing would cost a fortune if we sold it.
You betcha, and all we have to do is show the people of the world how great this is.
You: Yeh, and we sure gonna make millions!
*Takes out item* Damn, this is so shiny. . .
You: *Breaks out of character* Could it be. . .Smart-Arse Nuub 14?!?!?!
[Comic] How to be cool
A comic by Dest1.
I ain’t no Ganzicus but it puts food on the table.
Learn how to be cool.
~Dest1 Productions
The Manhole awaits.
Hello, I am Dest1, another one of those MMOTalers that always go on this website. Watch me lure you into my blog with a Mastercheeze type style of trap!
But first, please admire this Adorable little baby while I feed you this tasty sandwhich that I made just for you.
Mmm, delicious, ain’t it? Apparently, since I told you of my plans, I can’t lure you in here. So i’ll use this!
Teh All Screenies Blog
A bunch of face editing, this blog is just gonna be a bunch of screenshots, no words, except for the starting couple of sentences! Admire all of them and my super uber editing power using MSPaint! Yep, MSPaint! I toally rock. And also some other screenies that I had taken earlier in the month, super uber sour gummy watery goodness! That it is. So, be prepared for the best face editing in your life! And other screenies that are super uber sour gummy watery goodnesser!
MMOTales’ 1st Year Anniverary!
Today, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends and family, is the day MMOTales was first created, by Captain, also known as Mr.Basil. The months have passed, and now we arrive here, one year later, to find a utopia of sorts, with hundreds of spectacular ( and horrible ) blogs that have been on the front page many, many, many times. Although this site has gone through rough times of endurance, intelligence, and stamina, we all made it through. But we still have lost members of our crew to many reasons.
Dest1 on Bera? What the damn hell?
What a good day today! I had gotten on Maple and played for about three hours before I had disconnected from the game server. I’ll start off this blog as soon as I as start of the blog with an introduction or beginning or whatever that is all squishy and smooth. Okay, that deserves a O_O properly. *Gets pushed into a ditch and dies*. . .That was uncalled for, damnit! Can you pass me my laptop from up there then?! *Some dude throws laptop into ditch and breaks it* Okay, what the hell. Now I can’t blog, let alone type. Wait, then how come this is here? And aren’t I supposed to be dead? Isn’t pie a delicacy? Isn’t keyboards made of wood? Isn-*Some dude starts interupting me* HOOPLA! HOOPLA! HOOPLA! Zomg, stop interupting m-HOOPLAAA-*Hits dude in the head with a brick* Ah, that’s better. Err. . .That’s enough of the introduction. On with teh blog.