hi! i came to bring up ur bad/sad/arrogant/pitiful feelings watching all these sad stories. X)
now lets start a joke central where everyone writes a joke!
heres mine:
I was sitting in a hospital, waiting for my wifes baby come out. there happened to be 3 other men in the same waiting room antiously waiting for the same thing. (only from their wives =] ) so, finally a nurse comes out to one man and says, “congradulations sir, your wife bore 2 children!” he says, “funny, i work at double AA battery store!” then he leaves. a minute later another nurse comes out to congradulate another man, “congradulations sir, your wife bore 3 children!” he says, ” thats strange, i work for triple P car company.” then he leaves. then…as the next nurse comes out, the last man panics, then runs. the nurse calls out for him to come back, asking why he is running away. he cries over his shoulder, “i work for 10,000 auto parts!”