Well, I have been through guild quest at least 3 times. Some very stressful, some very successful.
The first time, there was much confusion of the “follow the statues” thing. That got sorted out in… 60 minutes.
The 2nd stage had yet more confusion, confused with the spears.
The second time there was less confusion, but still some failed tests.
Today is the second day of board hunting for I, darkness. (Whose real character name shall not be heard)
Yesterday I successfully found the blood board I needed. And with the added bonus of a golden board. Yay!
Today, I traveled to Ossy, only to be slayed by the nefariously EVIL! Crimson Balrog. Curse my curiosity. Curiosity may have not killed the cat, but it killed me, for sure.
Do not underestimate the powers of a GM!
If you do, you’re going to get kicked in the behind, and everyone will know it.
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I’m talking about Broa.
It’s like GMs went on a killing spree and announcing anyone who died in their insane rampage (in a good way, of course) (those who died were 90% hackers, 10% other, tiny bit legit).
With a string, wick, etc, fire, and a 700-megaton explosive!
It’s true! Let me show you an example.
Army of noobs: MEsos Plzz! FAme me1! CheesSEE!
*lights string that leads to nuke*
KABOOM!
No more noobs.
A hacker who has godmode?
Hacker: Ha! You can’t kill me!
Me: Oh yeah?
*traces connection back to hacker*
*secretly plants the nuke in his/her house*
After what seemed to be an eternity of not blogging, I’ve decided that the patch is an excellent reason to blog.
Let’s see…
I checked out the Amoria stuff first. nothing great for a lvl 109 ice/lightning mage. Figures.
I went to the iron boars first. Nothing amazing, just freezing cavehogs in shining armor.
Then I went to check out Zombie Mushmom. I got impatient and left. After a few dead boogies and reanimated mushrooms.
And finally, to ice and dark drakes. I went there, regardless of the major disadvantage against the ice drakes. The ice drakes were definitely a pain in my robed behind. The dark drakes… not so much. It was annoying, however, that they didn’t fall even after 2 maxed thunder spears. No, they weren’t strong against lightning (thank goodness).
Don’t forget the allowance and NX card! Too bad it was only 100.
Hi! You all know me as that guy who nobody cares about (much)!
Anyway, this Christmas started a bit crudely, going to my cousin’s house… and just sitting there. Most of the time.
I left and then went to my grandparent’s house, and it was… well, not actually fun. I just played my most advanced handheld… which was an SP. I did, however, get to eat 37 snails. 37 snails; courtesy of Maplestory.
*Puts out a slab of meat*
…anyway, I was thinking…
What if we put Maplestory, Halo, and Runescape together?
Think about it… A 3D shooting game where the targets are cute things.
Just like happy tree friends…
Yep…
…hack! The title was too long.
Anyway, everybody knows that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure? There’s also one man’s pain is another man’s pleasure.
See? hackers hack to see us in pain! We are their pawns in their childish games! Just like AFV but worse!
Luckily, there’s always a good thing. When THEY get banned, it brings US pleasure. Yay!
… come to think of it, it does.
GMs are 343 Guilty Sparks (clones?).
Hackers are the Flood (look at all the hacker blogs and stuff).
We are the Spartans (except we can’t seem to kill off the hackers).
The monsters are the Covanant (they come, they die, and then the come back for more).
Zakum can be Tartarus.
Tiger can be Master Chief (with bad rep, that is).
…………………… Yep, bored. I feel like dead-like.
Well, I did do something. I got some more exp for my mage on Broa. I made a sidearm out of legos. I failed to retrieve my hacked Runescape account (pfft, like it had mils or anything. The only thing worth inside of that account would be my 100k and the rune scimmy. Oh, and the lvl. But, it was a non-member, and I finished all the quests, so… yea).