…OK, so not really. But that IS a Tek Jansen-related quote, so it still counts as my source material.
Yeah, it’s my presentation of Stephen Colbert’s Tek Jansen, a new Tek Jansen adventure! -theme song starts playing-
Tek, of course, is still getting absolutely no playing time due to the fact that his attack range is… uh, 4 to 40. At level 15, you’d expect more from a Warrior, but heck! At level 40 or so he’ll be partying with Priests, so it works out in the end.
Aurida: “Hey, I’m a Priest!”
Yes, but you, my friend, cannot be on at the same time as Tek. Thusly, you fail.
Aurida: “Flerkinschmidt.”
Rodin: -cries himself to sleep in a corner-
Yeah, though. Tek hit Lv. 15, which means he’s now a full-fledged HP Warrior! In one of those before-and-after pictures you always see in the plastic surgery commercials, (coincidentally, most of them get the Before and After signs mixed up. Scam artists) you should now view pictures 1 and 2.
Notice Tek’s lack of a guild. Yeah, I’m fine with this happening, seeing as Aurida’s on the guild master’s buddy list anyway.
Yeah, like the typical idiot I am, I messed up and put two points into STR. Oh well, it’s only 100 HP anyway. I guess it’s true- what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger! Not that he’ll use it…

Buhyeah. His levelling is mostly due to Aurida getting him Zombie Teeth– of course a good Sniper donated 1,000 of them to his cause. Thanks be to him if he should read this, since your name escapes me. (You know who you are.)

Tek’ll level later…
Aurida logs off with 33.81%,
and Rodin logs off cutting himself in the corner.