Thats right, COWS will take over the WORLD!! (of maplestory)

I am the one and only aTalkingCow, soon to be your lord and master! Join us now or….well…umm…we would destroy you all, but MapleStory frowns on the killing of its players by other players.

But you should join us anyway!!
“Why should I become a Minion?”, you may ask. Well, the answer is simple.
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You really shouldn’t.

Yeah, on second thought, it would probably be a good idea for you to stay as far away from me as possible.
I mean, a crazy Cow obsessed with world (of maple) domination probably isn’t the best choice of casual gaming friends, but who am I to tell you who to hang out with?

YOUR FUTURE LORD AND MASTER!!(in maplestory)

Sincerely (ish) yours,
atalkingcow-cleric-44 (@time of posting)

P.S. Feel free to whisper me in maple if you want, i have nothing better to do than answer the 3 people who will actually do it. ^_^