cc pl()xx0rz!!1

Alright, WHAT makes newbies think that since they are weaker they deserve a channel all their own on any map they decide to grace with their weak presence?!?

I got bored, so I decided to start that DANGER 1-G mushroom quest again. (VERY bored)
So I’m off in HHG1 completely PWNiNG the top shelf, when some stupid theif nub (lvl 1x) decides to kill em too!
Lets play back that convo, shall we? o.O

Atc: ….kill…maim….destroy….moo….kill… (etc.)

TheifNub1: OMG LYKE, I CAN’T 1HKO THESE!!!

Atc:….kill…maim…eat…yeti, grab them coins…moo…destroy…

ThiefNub1: OMG LYKE CC PL0X!!

Atc keeps killin em, pays no attention to stupid nub, hellbent on severely reducing the GMush population.

TheifNub1: OMG LYKE CC PLOX CC PLOX
Theifnub1: CC CC CC CC CC!!!!

Atc: umm…no dude, I was here before you, and i’ll be gone in about 20 minutes, so just chill.

TheifNub1: OMG LYKE!!
*TheifNub1 has Lowered your Fame*
TheifNub1: OMG HAHA, SUX2BU!!!

Atc: oh…no…you have brought me down to 24 fame..oh dear…like it matters.

TheifNub1: W/e, I’m gonna report you for HACKING!!!!
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TheifNub1: REPORTED F@G!!!

Atc Finished killing the mushrooms by this time, and calmly packed up his BRAND NEW YETI <3 and left,
then immediatly went to link to RANT ABOUT NOOBS!!!!

But seriously, if you are a weak low lvl with no manners, don’t expect ME to leave for your convinience (<typo?)
YOU can leave.
YOU can surf for an empty channel.
OR YOU can POLITELY ask me if I wouldn’t mind helping you out, or letting you kill a few. (You would be amazed how often that works with me.)

NOOBS OF BELLOCAN, WISE UP, FOR I WILL TOLERATE YOU NO MORE!!!

<3<3<3,
atalkingcow [4x cleric, Bellocan Server]

6 thoughts on “cc pl()xx0rz!!1”

  1. So true but there is alot of immature people in maple =(

    Me? i just wanna teach them a lesson! F5!

  2. well, i did go back and relentlessly ks him for a few minutes, but then i kinda felt really immature doing that, so i stopped.

  3. , Ouch. That happens. Noobs are ebil. >=O I don’t like it when the faces take over. >

  4. xXxChi said: “So true but there is alot of immature people in maple =(

    Me? i just wanna teach them a lesson! F5!

    ftw.

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