I had a screenie that I misplaced but it was more or less like this:
Mark: [I’m] with shu- in hene
Shu: Ow it’s poking mai eye
Dj:…
Shu: O.x
Dj: I won’t ask
(Everyone): LMAO
Shu: EWW YOU’RE GROSS
Dj: Shhhh
Shu: I was talking about a piece of wood.
Dj: That’s still dirty hun

There are only one or two people in my guild who go to lengths to avoid being dirty/insane/creepy (like the GM).
I haven’t done much on Maple but I have levelled twice unintentionally. Both times were at purple voodoo things and both times I was just there to get red gummies for guildies, FM shop, or just being too stubborn to let people KS me off the map. I managed to finish the quest pretty early only because someone had a bit of a um FM mishap and set the price of red gummies for 20k each (I bought in bulk about 12 which was 7 more than I needed but all I could afford at the moment).

It’s also been a month of birthdays. I made a whole bunch of smega’s for my favourite victim, warr1oran1me on his b-day but no one got the Sixteen Candles reference. The only real response Windia gave was when I asked them to spam him to keep his hands out of his pants and other people’s pants as well.
Then on the 20th with on single smega, he returned to spam and thanks to the lovely Shiru lady (I forget her MMOT name but I’m infatuated with her T_T -coughspeakingofinfatuationcough-) for out-spamming everyone else. Sadly, she got married and I was there at her wedding, lying on my stomach at her feet atop a gigantic cake, begging her to run away with me. Also, Ganzi made me the bestest B-day gift ever (trust me it was better than the tons of gift cards and the fruit basket-yes, people still give those).
Andandand “Miss” Kairi came back to me! I call him “Miss” because he was my first friend on MMOT, came to my first wedding and was the first character I met in game and not once did I suspect he wasn’t REALLY a girl.

And I was found my Meepsta. I like Meep. He dang funny. Like when he told me not to MMOT what he said.

And uh I’ve been making some visits to a friend’s character to uh enjoy the company of Ganzi and Souled (among many others).
Cheeze likes to fool me (not that it’s hard). Usually, it’s something like “I got hacked again” or “My mom died” or “I’m at 99.80%-[anger] I DIED” all followed by “Nah jk”. The other day he decided to pretend he was the friend of his who has been telling him to quit Maple. He then started being a poo-face. We got to the annoying garden thing in Orbis where him and some pretty-boy priest D< decided to kill everything except the ones that dropped those feathers. Then I end up searching for them/training him (Lovitt-39 I/L, IdiotKatz-66 Page) while he played with his bf or was youtubing or something.
And once again, because of something Cheeze related, I died.

Ehm, last bit of recent news:
Some of you (me, myself and I) might recall a blog I made about some chick who wouldn’t stop begging me and my buddies for money. I un-blacklisted her about a month ago. Recently she’s been popping up all over. Not just that but while training at the voodoo things, I get chat invited by a lower level character asking me for money. I thought it was rather odd that some stranger (in Kerning nonetheless) was chatting me at random for money. Then he went on to say that Sabertooth, the gold-diggah’s brother, told him to chat me saying that I would probably give him some.
If that isn’t a kick in the face, I don’t know what is. I will admit, I’m not as generous as I once was. I still spend a large portion of my mesos on guildies or friends. I still (RARELY) get NX for people on some occasions. But to not only take advantage of me but tell others about it, I mean, I’m very ditzy but I’m not brain dead.

I’m going away again D<
One last thing: link
Viewer discretion is advised. Contents of link will most likey induce nausea/vomitting.
6 minutes of banned story is worth it.
That’s for making me get you like uh 1-2%, Cheeze!
*Remember he is preggers with my children.
And my love for Ganzicus cannot be expressed in words.
SSs:
1) Cheeze left me in the cabin with this guy for less than 7 seconds.
2) Really, really true
3) I love Shiru and Souled
4) Yeah, yeah. Mark Rawks -vomit-

O btw: Toasty Buns.