I think there should be some way in Maple to physically harm other Maplers when they just deserve it. I mean, dude, defame? What the hell does that do?
I never ever call someone a “noob” unless I’m trying to be ironic. What’s completely messed up is some just-made-it-past-3rd-job jerk who walks around calling anyone under level 50 a “noob”. Fine, if I’m too low level for your liking, you don’t need to acknowledge my existence. You don’t need to walk around like an arrogant jerk talking down to people trying to train.

What happened was I was helping Kia (my newest-ish guild member and possible most active next to me) and some dudes were doing their thing, joking around and what not. I forget how we became part of their convo and antics, but eventually, after making a few jokes about my own dumbness, he started being an… well he was getting rude about it.

I will admit, I make pretty crude jokes, but I NEVER mean to offend anyone unless you actually take something I say (that is obviously stupid and meaningless) too seriously, well, then you deserve to be offended. Well, the whole time that guy was calling people who came on our map “noobs”. Why? For nothing.
I mean he was in the Excavation Site and not the GPQ part, I mean the Excavation Site II (assuming that’s what it’s called because I honestly don’t remember). Okay, so when guys decide to sexually harass my pixels, I get definsive in a weird way. I start calling them like “lady” and telling them “I’m not into chicks” and all sorts of things to kill their masculinity. I don’t know why, I just figure it’s funny to me and it’s nicer than “You are one ugly bunch of pixels and most likely jailbait.”
Anyway, I got called a “G.I.R.L.” I’m sure you know what that is (guy in real life), all the while, assuming that since I made fun of my own silly stupidity, they could treat me like a complete idiot and a retard. So when the guy comes up and does the “smoochies” face at us, I say “Stop spreading your herpes.”
Well, I thought it was funny. He didn’t. He called me and my friend “noobs”. Even after we joked about me being the origin of it (so not true but that’s not the point!!) he made a crack about my level (48 and it took me a REALLY long time to get here so I’m not in the mood to hear people say I’m stupid for thinking 48 is a big deal, because it is to me). So calling me a “noob” at the moment kinda hit me hard. At the same time, I’m not high level but I still go out of my way to help people instead of running around being an ass to people I don’t even know (well, I don’t do it much lol, when I do, I fame people who put up with it. I do!).

Anyway, as you can read, I finally levelled to 48. I bought a fantastic new cromi (+6 INT, 78 M.ATT, sweeeet). Yay, now I can do decent damage! Oh, and some other not very nice (but nicer than that creep) guy pointed out that I, a cleric, could not do 800 damage to monsters with Holy Arrow. First off, I can do 900 damage to undead ones and I think that’s decent for my messed up stats. Second, I had equipted a red whip. I’m sorry, but if you want me to keep healing/blessing you, I’d appreciate that you do not point out my weak damage.

Wow, I’m still pretty annoyed as it seems, but I’m trying very hard not to use bad language. By the way, if this post seems at all inane, it’s because I am the Queen of Lag, and while I lag, Kia beats me, lol. I am being abused by my guild member.

And I had an argument in Chinese. My Mandarin is poor so I, of course, lost, but not without telling him a few thing from a few useful phrases (some of which I forgot to use): (sorry, I can’t spell, but I swear they sound right in my head)
1) Ni hen fan (you are annoying)
2) Bai Tsuh (retard) (lol I can’t spell it without making it sound like “white car”)
3) Sen jing bing! (crazy)
4) Bie Zueh (shut up)
5) Sen jing bing, wo bu ai ni! (crazy, I don’t love you!)
Wow I wish I learned more Chinese, I only listen to people talk to me in it all day.
The whole time he was like (Ni ai wo, wo zuh dao ni ai wo) lol. Again, excuse the spelling, but he thought I loved him and the lag he caused. Seriously, Windia is full of these.

Oh, and the Maple pervs have gotten so terrible that not even my Penguin is safe. You sick freaks!
One last thing, I dyed my hair and now I look like Carrot Top, and I wish I picked a better color…