‘You could be a french bread with pasta.’

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Happyville.

A nightmare of frivolity out of a five year-old’s dream. Overbright light, the worst music imaginable, and a certain guy in a red suit being dragged around by his maniac reindeer-drawn sleigh.
An obese snowman who is trying to be kill by pixelated characters throwing snowballs. It just makes it bigger, my dear Nexon. And it sucks when you miss with anything but normal attack.

Please.

Kissing shorts make your day feel so much better.

Especially when a mammoth-sized monster carrying a huge axe is ready to cut your head off on your left. Oh, and not to mention a certain relative of Cyclops on your right, with a name meaning ‘death’. Yup, I can just imagine the atmosphere being bright and cheery.

In EMS, they’ve replaced Gachapon with a certain creature called Pigmy. God’s gift to kids with too much NX, and too little mesos.

To see what I mean, click here.

So, that guy gained around a billion in pure mesos, and got his mule to Smega himself. He’s famed in the FM for being one of the richest little kids Nexon has ever seen. Yet to quote from a guild member:

So, little kids, don’t learn from that guy over there, and be an interesting, unique and un-brainwashed into being an FM-Hoar addition to the MS community. And yeah, it’s a gun I’m holding.

O__O;

Why don’t you ask my hair to be your girlfriend?

I swear, some of the major irritants of GMS have moved here. Comparing SMega spam today [daily, and about AIDs, warts, and the like] to Smega spam a couple of months ago [virtually none], I’d say they have. Don’t think I’m whinging on about nothing- sure, EMS has it’s fair share of nubs, game-wreckers, hackers, haters, and [insert the scum of MS in here]. Not as problematic as GMS, or as drama-filled as MSEA.

lolololall ur wfflz r blng 2 m33 lololol.

AceS.

. . . Is an awesome guild. ♥

It’s mostly full of high-levelled people, who know alot about the community of EMS. Also, they know all the prices of scrolls/equips in the FM.

Handy.

I’m probably going to flip out any moment now, and scream ‘I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy.’

They also arranged a guild event today, including the hitting-on of various monsters.

Nub: LOLOLOL LVL 48 CLRC AT THNT0Z????
Random guy who can’t mind his own business: Dude, that is so not happening.

[The word ‘happening’ is banned on EMS. Nice one, Nexon.]

Sureee.

Despite my all-owning aura of cleric-ness, despite my SKILZZZ of healing, despite the rather sarcastic fairy that throws rocks at me, I PERISHZ at the-

Dude, that means you died.

Don’t make it sound so bad. >>;

Ya, but you still died.

Stfunao.

To cap it off, when I painstakingly made my way back to the . . . Papulatus door [Lol. Can’t remember the name], I dc’d, just when we were waiting for the guild master. Oh, and I lagged a lot, before my screen was doomed to darkness.

Wonder what they saw, when I lagged.

MSEA.

Not much to say, except that I became a bishop.

A bishop with sexy skills. <3

GMS

I went back on for a while, around the Prendergast times. Then deserted [OMGOMGOMG DESERTURR!] it for EMS.

Some time later, I logged in.

Just for kicks.

OH, AND K0NGRAJ00LASHOONZZZ WAYNE, ON BECOMING A SEXY CHIEF BANDIT.

kthx.

I haven’t been posting on MMOTales anymore.

Sorry.

♥