There’s something a bit fishy about the cute little flightless innocent looking blue bird that looks so dumb it can’t even pick up mesos and items with a Meso Magnet and Item Pouch .[umm…you didn’t hear that..]

While hanging on a ladder, I discovered that The Suspect[the penguin] actually had a ribbon tied behind it, the ribbon looking suspiciously like one that of an apron . I was intriuged by my discovery, and decided to find out why the heck was a Penguin wearing an apron . Or a bib . Or even having a ribbon tied behind it .

Suspiciouns Arise

I was told by a Mapler of shady character [He was hiding in the Dark Lord’s bathroom .] that penguins were actually made by some mad scientist guy in El Nath . The Mapler said to meet him at my own gravest peril . Taking that as a great encouragement, I gave him a carrot . He threw it at me and sweared very unprofessionally.

After about three y ears, I made it to El Nath, healthy and clean albeit smelling very strongly of rotten carrot, and hitch-hiked to some place surrounded by snow,wolves and Lyncanthropes. Being face to face with one of a monster I did not recognize . I immediately got out my Monsters in El Nath:Recognizing them and began to observe the monster . White Fur, Tick . White fangs, Tick . Growling, Tick . Very tall, Tick . Looks like a big wolf..tick . The monster is..OMG?? LYNCANTHROPE!!

I ran at a pace that a snail would hardly have admired, smack into a…CAVE CARVED INTO A ROCK?? I felt like screaming, which I was about to do, when I was interrupted with a loud ‘CHEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP’ . I wasn’t very happy because the thing who made that defeaning and highly irratating noise had interrupted my about-to-be tantrum which could have achieved a 11 on the Richter Scale . I decided to find it, and tweak it’s nose .

As I crawled deeper into the-cave-carved-into-the-rock, my eardrums nearly exploded with the sound of defeaning ‘cheeps’ . Hasn’t that guy heard of Noise Pollution? I continued my crawling, and came nose-to-nose with a..THE CUTEST LITTLE THING I HAVE EVAHH SEEN IN MY WHOLE LITTLE LIFEEEEE!!!!!!!! It stared at me with its raven eyes, and its entire cute little body was a sea-blue . ‘Who’s a little cutey then?’ I sang as it stared at me with a unusally sombre expression . It pecked me .

It was pain that I had never felt before .. I didn’t even feel it. I was in agony . I flung it across the cave, and it soared like a blue missle, slamming into.. the most ugliest person ever . His hair was a dirty white, He was almost bald, and his hair grew in tufts . He wore spectacles[to make a spectacle of himself] and his eyes were.. bloodshot . He peeled the vicious bird off his head, crooned to it and fitted a pure white bib over it .

THAT WAS IT ! I questioned him, waving a baseball bat threateningly under his nose, and warned him in a low voice if he didn’t answer my questions, he would immediately get bashed in the head . He said he was employed by Nexon to make Penguins . He did not succeed, and he was afraid that Nexon would pull out his hair strand by strand and break his glasses as they promised if he did not obey their commands . So he cross-breeded a kiwi and some blue bird that could fly and came up with a blue bird that couldn’t fly . And penguins had white chests, so he fitted bibs made of White Pang fur on them, hoping that people would be none the wiser .

The mad guy begged me not to tell . And I promised . [With my fingers crossed]

Lets face it . Maya and the Weird Medicine quest is time consuming,stupid and a little expensive, and the rewards she gives are usually crap . We do it anyway . Why though?

Startling new evidence reveals that Maya is actually infecting people with what we call ‘Maya-ism’ which brainwashes you and turns you into her slave . You could have a minor dose of Maya-ism, which makes you have a strong urge to do her quest .

Here is some evidence .

Maya!

Her followers

And I leveled to 25 today ^^

Warriors are tougher to handle than I imagined

And I hate Maya . I took 30 mins for the octie legs because her slaves ksed me .

And she gave me a brown bamboo hat