I am back from my spamming spree-

I mean .

Welcoming people into MMOTales heartily.
[Is that not wrong, the people who I’ve spammed with gusto- I mean, the people who I’ve welcomed heartily?]

During that amount of time, my knowledge of insanity has expanded greatly, thanks to all of you. How insanity can become knowledge is a great mystery to me, so don’t ask.

Before the MMO part kicks in, I want to sincerely thank all of you people who helped me to welcome all those new MMOTalers while I was in the House Of Horrors [a.k.a School .] and scaring the absolute crap out of them with your commendable skills <3 I mean, welcoming them with enthusiasm enough to kill a rainbow.

To all the New MMOTalers, PH34R CITRUS’! <3

*Hugs all of you*

Oh and-

A little note to the new people <3

Please be nice, not spam useless crap, and be anything else that is deemed ‘STUPIDITY TO THE EXTREME ‘<3

*Goes down on knees and begs*

Not as drastic, but you get the picture.

There has been enough Flame Wars here to make Global Warming look harmless. D: And that is AMAZING! Global Warming = Bad. Very bad. Antartica CANT MELT! I need the place! I require it for my asylum, where I am isolated from sane people, whose minds am trying to pollute.

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It has been 1 month and 16 days since I’ve posted a blog.

Much can happen in those 1 month and 16 days.

My computer could not download MapleGlobal.

‘Twas my favourite computer that could take screenshots properly, and could operate maple efficiently, rapidly and without the feared lagginness. The other computers could work, of course. It just had to be the one that could take screenshots that couldn’t.

So you’ll notice the extreme lack of screenshots in this blog, which pains me greatly. D: I have never been known to post a blog WITHOUT a whole jumble of screenies of typical insanity. Without screenies, how can I convince everyone that being insane is perfectly alright! All of you learn faster with pictures, don’t you agree?

On with the blog!

I managed to level to 42, which was quite a feat. For me, that is. My bizarre stupidity progressed into risible, and my deranged mind put forth the idea of using the dreaded Claudia’s coupon on my Cleric’s hair. CLAUDIA IS EVIL, I TELL YOU, EVILL! To me. Someone should lock her up and swallow the marshmallow key! She should be-be-be-

-Censored due to extreme violence by the author, which for some reason, involves a pack of marshmallows, Anni-type orange and a lollipop .-

Having no back-up mind, and the fact that my fingers were controlled by my warped mind, I stole the squishy liquids from a passing nubcake [ Your squishy liquids or your life ! ] and did Claudia’s hair quest. Vanny [SweetAznPunk] was there to see the horrendous transformation. I’ll change it as soon as I get to LA . >_>

-A little interruption due to an unusual arguement-

Fingers: How come WE are controlled by you! You are in no fit state to control us!!

Mind: Shut up, minions, and type.

kjasjdcdfdfddd

-Fingers try to run away-

Mind: You’re connected to us.

Fingers: We are? Oh marshmallows..

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Stupid things, fingers. *Shakes head* They must be controlled by something, or they’ll not understand how to move themselves. I owe everything to you, my wonderful, warped, weird mind that is currently attacked by paranoia.

*ARGH*

I was so overwhelmed by the hair. It was spiffing horrible! Black? I look like a witch!

Nanny Macphee . 😀

And it was Black Stella, if you were wondering, which you probably were, because I don’t rant about killing people to such extremity of violence, pain and blood. It is not in my NATURE! [Yeah .Right .]

It’ll be like this. After I’m done with it.

*Evil Laughter*
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And we went to GQ [I will be murdered for mentioning this, but as I have been murdered many times before, I’m safe. :DD] and.. err.. was marshmallowy horrible D: Even though it was our first time! And the nubcake we invited pissed me off, and I somehow restrained my mind from punching him in cyberspace. He pissed Drewaii off too, so badly. He pissed EVERYONE off in fact! And I really wanted to take his marshmallow head and bang it hard against the wall until its a marshmallowy mess of marshmallows!

We couldn’t even get past the Gate Keeper test, and the orangey stones..I wanted them to rumble and fall into ruins, and thn into dust, then into nothing. Then the GQ wouldn’t exist, and be closed down.

Someone forgot their protector rocks, and died the instant we went in, which was rather embarrassing, and no one could actually figure out HOW, so we came up with this incredible theory, which I cannot confirm that is true at all, it was just a guess, after all .

Welcome EbilKit [Kitten / Marrissa] and Nezzy [NezinShadows] to the guild , may you be happy here, and spam yon heart out, irritate everyone and get killed time and time again! <3

I would post the screenies for everything, but I forgot the webste link, and my password thingamijub. D: The screenies were awesome, though. Completely OWNAGEEEE . Believe me!

ORANGES!

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For some reasons that will remain a mystery, my mind produced the insane idea of training at wraiths.

Wraiths > Low Dex Warriors .

D:

A fact, believe it or not. The amount of times I died there were more than the amount of people being slayed by an orange! Even with a cleric that would not heal, no one could have died that amount of times! I surprise myself, sometimes. How one’s insanity can surprise oneself is insane in itself.

‘TIS IMPOSSIBLE!

*Nods furiously with Dummy’s head*
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And ebilkit [Kitten] pm-ed me and introduced me to her friend. It was so orangey hilarious! I’ll look back on it on an emo day and laugh . Really loudly . Hysterically.

Hehehehehehhhh
Its the end of the blog!

Bye people <3

And I’ll blog until someone inspires me to .

And Drewaii, Aliyah, Livi, you have to blog ~ >:O

I <33 All of you <3

Happy Mapling !

<3