Lets be more to the point this time 😀

Brain : But there IS no point!

That wasn’t needed .

Brain : You weren’t needed either!

*Squishes brain back into head*

-Coughs-

Sorry for starting the extremely confusing, insane and pointless blog with an argument with myself . D:

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MMOTales, we need more blogs <3

Blogs .

Not spam .

Actual good blogs .

The site is dying a little .

People are leaving .

Welcome, new people ~

May you be an orange <3

*Hands MuffinMallow to all of you*

Try them, they are delicious !

-Hides poison bottle-

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After grinding, and much leeching off higher leveled people, I managed to get myself to Level 51 . 😀 [[Thanks to everyone who trained me <3 All of you deserve muffinmallows!]] And slacked .

Playing around <3

Omer [[Sholdy <3]] decided to come and terrorize the entire victoria island, where we will RULE AND DESTROY GRENDEL, DARK LORD, AND WHATEVER DUDES THERE!!!

-Loud cough-

Oops .

I mean go to victoria island, behave and be nice to every we see 😀 But of course! It is the only behaviour you expect from the awesome Anni and her accomplice- I mean friend . Indeed ~ 8D

The hiding place
We began our reign of terror in-

Surprise surprise~

Pig beach, typical place where you can find-

Pigs .

You can also find-

Pigs.

And-

More pigs.

Anything else other than pigs?

*Checks*

YEAH!

You can get illiterate irritating nubcakes too!

YAY!

But-but BOSS! Today is SUNDAY! A day of rest, slacking and-

God .

*Some furious trampling and curses later*

Here’s my report, boss .

As I walked along the pig beach, I muttered to myself about how the boss was such a pain in the neck. Omer, my accomplice-friend walked along with me, feverishly clutching the sacred black sack of robots we were planning to summon on the noobs later, take screenies, and laugh at them on an emo day. On a side note, we were supposed to check out the pigs at pig beach, so Omer stored the sacks into his already overlarge backpack in the situation we were cornered by an army of noobs that begged us for mesarz and robbed us three minutes ago.

We were met with an amazing sight. Pigs were flying around, with eyes the size of golf balls and pupils the size of a tennis raquet . I managed to stab one in the eye. I assure you that the sight of eyeballs popping out was NOT disgusting at all, not the mention the body exploding into bits and being splattered with blood. No, it was quite delightful indeed.

Oh my gawsh .

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We then proceeded to kerning city, to check if Lakelis had hypnotized the PQers into believing they were chocolates and covering themselves in mud. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were, though, because a lot of them were standing around looking dazed, and shouting “L>PQ L0LZZZZXXX MUST HAF ACCCC LOLZZXXX!!!!111!!”

A truly gross sight. You should never miss it. Throwing tomatoes and dead wraiths at them were fun too. I once threw a rotten apple at one. It was such a shame you weren’t there to hear the satisfying ‘SPLAT’ and the ‘whatFF??!!!11!!22!’

Here .

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We rampaged our way to Lith Harbour, a most important place because thats where the new players from Maple Island come from . And they all land on a certain ship, no?

8D

Heh :3

😀

Then this idiot spoiled all our fun by killing all the monsters AFTER ALL OF US ASKED HIM NOT TO.

I could have drop kicked him .

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Both of us went to visit the pumpkin-headed Darkaii to help him with his MMV . Sadly, he had to go soon. D:

Omer’s friend and a sharlene [EternalAngel Guild member <3] came and visited us <3

We had a little game of theft, witnessed by no one because we weren’t considered as theives of the dark lord dude in Kerning living under the most GRUESOME toilet bowl ever. Someone should clean it up for him! Any volunteers?

*Looks around*

HMPH .

D:

We also attacked a passing slime to death, until he managed to escape our evil clutches.

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I made some great business selling bedsheets which no one bothered to buy. All of us then engaged in some buying of slaves. I refused to sell something so important .

LAWL .

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Nezzy then came to join us in Mom and Dad’s house [Lets wreck havoc and make them disown us!]

Ignore the guy standing there beggiing for fame.

Omer the showed us the extremely perfect way of summoning a dragon that was blue with a blue-ish white aura surrounding it. Nezzy commented on how small it was. Size doesn’t equal to power . Take my penguin for example. Its small, considered cute, but can insult a person to the point of insanity.

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We travelled to Henesys Hunting Ground ll and found out something strange and disturbing, which will affect the entire mankind. . and woman kind. . and..

Lets just call it mortal race . >.>;

EVIDENCE

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Introducing..

PH34R OUR NOOBISH POWER

Supposedly noob, we went to the n00b place .

Henesys Hunting Ground l.

PURRFECT .

I acquired the title of Snail Master because I said so.

EbilKit[ Kitty ] joined us ! 8D

As the noob legion, we proceeded as one to Pig Beach again, where we harrassed the entire crowd of people there.

LMAO .

xDD

After stalking the girl, Omer had to go .. D: <3

So Nezzy, Kitty and I went to the FM to –

LETS GO KILL PEOLE 8D!

We met some strange people along the way..

OMG BALD!11!!

A few samples of insanity satisfied them all.

LOL .

:DDDDD

^__________^

Oh god . That was hilarious .

More to come .

We picked up a newcomer on our way, and we’re DELIGHTED to welcome~

MissyRose <3

She found her perfect match <3

Love at first sight <3

And I managed to kiss some random stranger . >>;

Eww .

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Here’s a random picture of Omer and I on top of Henesys Hunting Ground where I jumped off expertly.. only to find out I forgot my parachute .

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I suppose all of j00 are screenshot-happy now 😀

Till next time~

ANNI > YOU .