For The Horde

Chapter 2 The Reunion

“Strav wake up”

“hmm what wrong with him?”

“WAKE UP!”

Stravenoth Jumped into the air as his eye pop open.

“Oh good your awake” I said

“DAMNIT CALOKO!” Stravenoth Replied

“How many times have I told you not to disturb my hibernation?” Stravenoth said

“Ok listen your a druid not a freaking bear” I replied read more

MapleSAP Special: Justice Arrow (9)

MapleSAP Special: Justice Arrow
Part 9: It’s a Hard Knock Life

It’s Homecoming, and hundreds of Bow Masters and super high level bowmen and bow-women from the Justice Arrow have returned home. The people of Henesys are ecstatic over the arrival of the troops and everyone is celebrating.
Families greet their fathers, mothers, sons, and daughters who came back home for the short time.
The day after the troops came home from Roika, Chief Jalonska holds a ceremony and religious service. He praises his best troops on their efforts abroad, and Father Lykon leads the prayers, gospel singing and all that.
Every evening for the next few days people dance and play games. While everyone is in the best of moods, things are very different for the slaves and prisoners here. As for my team, Henesys has become an extremely dangerous place. read more

Get the Moonlight Out of Your Hair

Skip the first part; it’s just drama and a need to, I don’t know, prove myself right/wrong and run the angst out.

To devilryfire/devilrymage/devilryarc/devilry 27th October 2007, 10:05pm

I know you’d expect something like this to be posted on MMOtales. Well, you’re right. But I don’t know if your real life perspective which made you cut off all ties just like that without a warning or a word would make you come and find this to read. But you know it will be here and I wouldn’t even bother to prove you wrong like I was originally tempted to do and not breathe a word of it on my MMOblogs. read more

Maple Academy And The Left Leg: 3

Maple Academy and The Left Leg
Chapter Three: CTF

Date: August 27, 2007
Time: 20:00

Jason walked through the halls, surrounded by Niel, Rey, Cam, Colleen And Larissa. Colleen walked with Cam, whispering random jargon about lawyers and such. Rey’s pocket knife jingled about as he walked, talking to Niel and Larissa about the “special event” Leif had mentioned in their first class that evening. They rounded the corner and saw two twenty-foot doors leading into the Mess Hall. read more

i’mma pwn iElmo D:<

Hey what’s up MMOTales? I’m here to brag :].

You read in iElmo’s recent blog about his scrolling adventures… I CAN SO TOTALLY PWN THAT >_>… WATCH ME

How DexyPikachu started out… unfunded… Yes as in NONE OF MY CHARACTERS funded me.

I saw as smega : Quitting, 10 mesos w/e.

I was in the FM already and I, with my lightning speed (lol +2 speed) went up into 18 and got in the store. My my? It was all 10 mesos each! Scrolls, weapons, capes, etc. I got me a handful… 20M of a handful! (Sold it all cheap and quick so I can get my hands on mesos). I decided to take a little visit to Jipang (Zipingu as you stupid Globalers call it… >_> Nevermind) This guy was gaching o: He was saying what he got. Once he said “ONG I GOTSZ PINK CPE” I traded him. 4 attack clean… Awesome….. I put up 20M and he traded. I traded immedately. 90MILLION PROFIT, EAT THAT iElmo@@@@@@ D:< read more

For The Horde

Chapter 1 The Lonely Hunter

“Cmon Silver let move Thrall said he needed assistance” I told my pet as I walk through the busy streets of orgrimmar.

“Lok’Tar young Tauren” The Cheiftan said as he salutes with respect.

“Lok’Tar Warcheif Why have you summon me?” I asked Kneeling down infront of him.

“I have lost a cammander within the molten core and I need you to gather up men to help look for her” Thrall Answered. read more

A new change in characters!!!!

Well i have done it, i started a new character.

For few weeks now i have stopped playing on my hermit, and is now making a white knight. i am currently lvl43 and and really enjoying it…

i am low dex and my weapons and clothes are has follows

14 dex sauna robe
3 dex green bamboo hat
7 dex 14 jump red snowshoes
12 str, 30acc, 81 att maple doomsinger
10 att work glove read more

Grimno’s Counter Poem and Story

Right. Let’s get down to brass tacks.

Dest1 ate the cookies.
Blame him.

Right, time for the real-deal-e-o?

BlackNazgul wrote a poem (Tribute) to MMOtales

Wait, hold on. I gotta stop myself, cause when I said “Black” it reminded me of this one guy off XBOX Live named “BlackGuyWitCash” on GearsOfWar
It was funny.
We kept emphasizing “Black” in the name, and he started getting mad saying “Don’t call me a black guy with cash”
and this one guy on my team said
“Alright, alright. My bad. Your a “BrotherWithCurrency” read more

Hi ho With a Dairy O?

Alright ladys and sirs the Dragoon is coming at you with another blog of . . .-looks up opposite of epic-
Surpassed expectations. . .
>O
Thats right I’m mainly posting some new combos and well. . .
A new comicy series. . .
:^D
Yep There called captionless comics. . .
Basically all you do is fill in what there saying. . .

For pic 2 the charys are. . .
Zookeep(the girl with the net)
Ducky Elvis(you should know who it is. . .)
Raymond(the guy on the right)
And lastly Alex(the girl) read more

The Smuggling Era…

Currently listening tooooo: Zodiac <—–Same maker as Anubis, Aliyah. ;D

Guess what time it is? Rant time! Woot!

SMUGGLING! ARGH!

Pleeeeease tell me that I’m not the only one getting increasingly irritated by this.

Honestly, every single pq is run by smuggling! NO ONE wants to do things the long way! ANYTHING to avoid just a little work. I’m not trying to be a grouchy old man here, but it’s really starting to irk me now. read more