Okay… for those of you who don’t know what the fark I’m talkin’ ’bout, I’ll give you a lil lesson.

Every dedicated archer knows about the jump shot and how it is a simple skill, yet hard to master. It all depends on how your keyboard works and if your fingers are quick. (Lawl, that sounded wrong) read more

[h]Remember the Name[/h]

I remember when I made my character. I gave it a name and I had a history to it.

The name PirateJing comes from the result of many different influences.

I started of Windia with a character named iShuriken, obviously being an Assassin, but never made it to 30. I then was all into the theme of the .hack thing. MapleStory and .hack kind of related in the way that the games are big MMOs where people meet people, party up, and fight, and such. You’d understand if you’ve actually watched the show or played the games. read more

About 10 days ago, as the early Morning people that woke up, and went out and got ready to start hunting, one man yelled “The statue our statue is gone!” The statue was in SleepyWood since anybody can remember. The smart mage of ellinia Grendel. Told the citizens that the statue was the protection of Victoria Island. That’s it, no other words. No one really cared because all was peaceful at Victoria Island, until one day the statue has just disappeared. The citizens were in panic and shock. The word spread through out all Victoria Island it even reached perion in the high mountains, the statue was gone. read more

In a week its going to be dun dun dun!! Friday the fourteenth

Maybe since Friday the 13th is unlucky Friday the 14th is lucky? I bet so XD
Well anyways its meh yeah Maplerz meh don’t give me that dirty look I know what you’re hiding back there.
Its a jar of cookies isn’t it!! Well talk or I’ll make you!!
-5 hours inspecting later-
Well you don’t have cookies so I’ll have t-
-locks door eats key-
Ha your stuck!!! Muahahahhahahhaah!!
Now on with da Maple well Ill have no pics my scroll lock button hates me.
So first I decided to train on me spearman hes at level 49 yay!! Then my friend invites me to her wedding and it goes well until the wedding cake part everbody is like “ALLALALA LOOK IM THE GROOM@@@@@@” “HAHA I IN YOU WAY!@@!@ YOU CANT TAKE PIC!!@!@!@” That went…. bad.
[h]

[h]Author’s Thoughts[/h]
Hello MMO’urrs?

Lol, this is a lotta author’s note so if you want you can just move right down to the story! Follow the blue!

Woot, I’m finally releasing chapter 1 of the re-written version of my fan-fic.
This is an adventure epic that will take you into the character’s mind as he stumbles through challenges he must complete to save the world and maybe along the way find out who he really is.
A story filled with mind-blowing action, mystery, comedy and some romance later on.
No name will be given yet, as the character himself does not know. (One will be revealed later in the story)
TO RETURNING READERS:
First of all I must say thanks to all people who read the old version of this story (which only topped 16 chapters) and
I would especially like to mention fans who inspired me, helped me, and became attached to my story:
Dee32693(me no know numbers, she was my number one fan though),
basmo (read them all later on and said it was great),
Ganzicus (who encouraged me early on by liking them!)
BlackNazgul(who wasn’t really famous for stories yet but it was awesome to receive good comments from a fellow writer)
I would suggest that you read this story once again as there will be some new content added and you might get lost
later if you don’t, also some chapters might be changed a lot read more

About 10 days ago, as the early Morning people that woke up, and went out and got ready to start hunting, one man yelled “The statue our statue is gone!” The statue was in SleepyWood since anybody can remember. The smart mage of ellinia Grendel. Told the citizens that the statue was the protection of Victoria Island. That’s it, no other words. No one really cared because all was peaceful at Victoria Island, until one day the statue has just disappeared. The citizens were in panic and shock. The word spread through out all Victoria Island it even reached perion in the high mountains, the statue was gone. The terrified citizens didn’t know what to do. The rich ones fled to Orbis or Ludibrum, some have taken hiding in the ant tunnels. The people decided to go ask Grendel what’s going on and what will happen. A crowded bunch of people ran around ellinia looking for Grendel. They searched for 3 or maybe 4 days. But they couldn’t find him. Grendel was a smart mage that almost knew everything. Rumor has it that he fled or maybe been captured. Nobody knew by who and what was going to happen. Then it happened the first signs of war were at Henseys. As the citizens worked in the farms they heard a loud cracking noise. They looked around nervously only to see the regular things the farms all around them, and also the big orange houses, nothing else, Nobody has noticed that a slow shadowy figure started to appear near to them. The first person to notice was named Matt, at first he thought it was the heat and he was imagining, but then he said just to be sure “guys what’s that shadowy figure over there?”. They all turned around. They stared at the figure to scared to move. The mysterious figure got clearer and clearer, It wasn’t a mage it wasn’t wielding a staff, also not a sword so it wasn’t a warrior actually it wasn’t holding anything. He didn’t look like a thief, and he didn’t have a bow or arrows. There was only one option left, he was a demon. The demons ruled Victoria Island about 900 years ago. They made terror and havoc all around. They’re leader Rasok was a terrible demon. He tortured and killed millions and millions of citizens. But now back to my story. The demon looked around breathing heavily. It was a couple of minutes before somebody moved. It was the demon; he started saying words in a language unknown to the citizens. Then after a while a dark ball with a bit of dark blue color started forming up in the demons hands. It grew bigger and bigger until it was the size of about a head. He said in a strong and low voice. “Beware citizens of Victoria Island the war has begun”.
He teleported into darkness leaving the citizens in shock. Nobody noticed the dark ball that hit Matt in the head. He fell to the floor silently. Only after 10 minutes they noticed him. He was still breathing but he couldn’t move or talk. His eyes were closed. They ran to the hospital of Victoria Island in kerning city. They put him in one of the beds. I, Yuval came to see him. I would sit near him hours over hours trying to see if any sign of life would come anything that will cheer me up. But it didn’t, he didn’t move. The doctors didn’t know what happened or what will happen. It only took four hours until the next attack. This time it happened in perion. Two brave warriors with blue spears decided to kill Skelton Soldiers together. The Skelton soldiers were scary but not strong.
A few dared to invade the tower they resided in. After a while of training, one of them noticed a dark figure. Just like the last time, a loud noise erupted. A dark figure went and teleported right in front of them. Was it the same one? Nobody could tell. He made that dark ball of his and shot it right on one of the warriors’ heads. He fell down but he was still living. Then he started creating another ball aimed for the other warrior. But he wasn’t stupid. He attacked the demon with his sword. It had no effect on the demon He just kept making the ball. Then suddenly something weird has happened. The skeleton soldiers started attacking the demon. They remembered the old days since they never die. The demons tortured the skeleton soldiers and always captured the family of many of them. They wanted revenge against them. They jumped at the demon. The demon got confused and teleported vanishing into darkness. The left warrior took his lucky chance and ran holding his friend. He ran like he never did before all the way to perion. In perion he took the taxi quickly to kerning city and put his friend warrior in the hospital. It was the same case as my friend Matt. He was stuck, Couldn’t move, Couldn’t hear, Couldn’t see, But could breath. I got to be friends with the warrior that survived the demons attack. We were both beside our friends trying to figure out how to cure them. Of course we had no chance but we couldn’t just leave them there. It turns out his name is Sam. He told me his story, and I listened carefully. The word spread out quickly about the attacks. It came to Ludibrum and Orbis and even the ocean of Aqua Land. Everybody was scared knowing that the demons have arrived. In the past weeks people were hearing about hundreds more of attacks. The hospital was with hundreds of victims to the demons attacks. The hospital couldn’t take anymore citizens. Another hospital was made at Lith harbor. And it got filled up almost Immediately. Victoria Island knew that they couldn’t let this happen anymore. We formed an army; we called us the Demon Fighters. I, Yuval was the leader of the group. We trained hard almost all day to become stronger. Many joined us knowing the risks. Sam turned out to be an amazing fighter. We signed peace with some of the monsters in exchange for help against the demons. The soldiers said yes almost immediately. Our army was becoming big with monsters, warriors, Bandits, Thieves, Mages, as one. We knew we needed to find the statue. That statue would bring peace back to Victoria Island like it did before. And keep the demons away. We didn’t know that a huge war was about to begin… Again. read more

Dest1 is back with another scene episode. All of the former guest stars that were supposed to be on my list has now been vacated. You may now apply for a spot when the time comes. ‘Til now, enjoy the blog. x)

It’s the Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 16! Enjoy the show!

~~

In a world where we have tax payers, angry motorists, and little human teenagers who can’t type for shiz, here awakens someone unheard of. someone unknown of. Someone. . .and their name is nArUto0546! read more

Rawr, the time has come. About a week ago I hit 70 and became the spiffy Hermit. It’s been fun messing around for the week, but yet I can’t seeem to get back into the training mood. I don’t know why I’m not feeling motivated to get to 71. Perhaps it because i burned out during my 6x stages, or it could be the fact that I’m still going to be throwing stars. So far I haven’t made any real use of my Shadow Partner it’s worse then my lucky seven right now, guess that’s to be expected of level 1 SP. Though, next level I get Avenger, which should hoepfully speed up training seeing as I will finally be able to mob. read more

Seriously, they are. I saw someone’s 120 video, and he had some interesting stats in it.

First off: the % of the GMS population that are archers is only 15.3% (all types mind you), or around 778000 players as I write this (not so sure on the %, but pretty sure on the number of players)
Second off: the highest GMS archer under 70 is ranked 6254. That means there are 6253 3rd job archers, or .8% of the archer population has made it that high.
Thirdly: I’m rank 4521, or level 73, around 53%. Look up the same rank for every other job, it’s warriors 91, thieves 92, mages 97. read more

Lets get back those likes eh o_o? 8-9? Stupid captain banned MeepsterXP >_>;; KINDA XD
link

Okay so the day before yesterday I went to Target after finshing breakfast at this fancy ass place I always go too. So, I was strolling along, why not buy new head phones (hadn’t listened to ipod in 4 months ish), and how bout some new speakers (used really really really crappy and somewhat broken headphones to listen to computer music). I go in the store and buy $35 NX and get myself new speakrs (they’re sliver =D) and some new comfy headphones. So I got home and I started stratching off the little “scratch with care” on the back. >_>;; I used my usb holder thing and starting stratching like a mad cave man D: . I’M SORRY I’M A NX HOR AND I DERSERVE RESPECT. What I used NX on: read more