Day 1,2006
Dear dairy,as maple story has ended and all the potions(milk) in my storage has been drained including my expensive 500 dollars pizzia. I now must attempt a trip to the real world. Please wish me luck dairy as it is my first time outside maple story .. I’m already scared,please be with me!First step.. the ground seems hard unlike maple story,why is everything so flat? And why is there so much people outside?!As I walk by to the street,getting used the strange people,why did everyone wear noob clothes? As I went to the corner I see… a sign but its not normal.. I keep pointing my finger to it and I dont get teleported! I see little noobs laugh at me,they would not stop so I HAD TO.. “FIRE ARROW!” I screamed out.. OMG NO WONDER! THIS IS MAPLE ISLAND MY POWERS!!!! I see them laughing but I ignore them,since My arrow could pwn them anyday. I go to this shop named “Wal-mart” was there some sort of wall in the market? To my surprise it was ch 1 since many people shopped there,in one quick and slicked motion i grabbed my milk potions,pizzia (theres a new product named pizzia pocket!Maybe it’ll fit in my pocket as i hunt down slimes) and went to the cashier, “That would be 5$” said the cashie. SO CHEAP! I quickly take out my coins and put it down on the table “Sorry sir we do not accept (looks closly) Mesos…”
“What? You must be joking! I HAVE 1 MILLION DOLLARS YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT!” I responded as half of the “Noobs” looked at me with what seemed like a f6 face… I finially jack a kid’s 5 dollars,giving him 2000 mesos.
At the street I see a Noob(hobo) or some sort of person asking for money.. what is money? I go to him and say “Storage plox” as I handed all my food too him
He said thank you without receiving any money.. how nice.. I see the real world aint that bad… I may go get a job and help them kill Snails … hopfully ill be off this island soon.. read more

I couldn’t sleep last night.

What Grandpa told me about the beasts, I could not stop thinking about it. What if they really come? What if they destroy the ship? The question “what if” ran through my mind almost all night.

When I woke up from bed, I saw Grandpa writing something. I asked him with curiosity, “Good morning Grandpa. What are you doing?” read more

Yeah I finnally got to lvl 50 !!!!!!!!! =DD
It was hard cause of all the ks’ers and hackers at sakura cellions but i finnally made it after hours and hours of training.
Now i can wear my cool new china set =D
Also got a Pickpocket Pilfer but I haven’t took a picture of it
See the pics for more.
Dunno what to say now so…

Bye
Kinger read more

Ok so I decided to write my first story on MMO. I’ll see where this will take me. It won’t be perfect or anything…So please tolerate D:

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“YOUR GONNA REGRET EVERY WORD YOU SAID TO ME ON THIS DAY”, Andrew pulled his backpack out from his closet and ran for the door. His face showed a mix of tension and anger. Slamming the door behind, he was set out to Kerning. read more

Well it has been a long time since I last played maplestory, and since this is my first time that I have written a blog about it.. i will go into my maplestory past for you.. to get the idea of the current situ.

– Started playing MS in college in 2005
– Plays in Scania
– Got to lvl 11 thanks to home and college playing
– in late last year, early this year the net was blocked in college
– doesn’t get to play at home much due to mass messaging on yahoo, msn and aim.. thus… no playing, read more

If you read my first blog, “Random Contest” I mention breifly the player Lustful. Recently I’ve been wanting to post our story of meetin online here at MMOtales, but as we discussed out first meeting, I realized that I didn’t quite remember the story as well as she did, but we couldn’t remember everything hahaha. I’ll write the story some other time inbetween writting that Dueling Guide for 2nd Jobs. Ah, none the less meeting Lustful has forever changed me. read more

When I was looking for green tickets, there’s a store with a blank item. The item has no name, no description, and no picture of it. This guy is lucky that he is selling a no-item for 120M.
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I finally had 550 tickets and exchanged for a Pickpocket Pilfer. I’m glad that the event isn’t over yet.
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A 3-panel comic, starring…

*insert dramatic music*

A Jr. Balrog.

XD

In this installment of dueling, I will cover the more common types of arena opponents in tier two: Jesters and Blades. The second installment (2/2) will compose of the less common jobs Ranger and Elementor.

Tier Two: Jesters: The far ranged death dealers that over take the opponent in critical hits. Jesters come in three usual fashions, two being the most deadly while the third not trailing far behind.
Pure DEX Jesters are usually known as BJ’s (Bow Jesters, you fool!) and can use a yoyo, but would prefer the damage bonus DEX does for Bows rather than swing a toy around like a mad clown. Full STR are the true forms of a Jester, and should be more respected than BJ’s in my opinion, for they have a much higher damage capacity than a BJ. Using the Jester yoyo buffs, Enchant Blood, Enchant Poison and Critical Swing, they become quite deadly and hard to even approach. Then there are the hybrids, mixing up STR/STA/DEX in any given passion. While they are not as directly related, Half DEX Half STR breeds are rising up in popularity, because the fact that they can switch up weapons and strategies anytime during a fight makes them versitle and annoying. read more

My first week back on maplestory has been interesting to say the least. I’ve made some new crazy friends and ran into some old ones. Below, I’ve got a comic and a couple screenshots for you. You’ll know what the title is when you see 4. xD

Comic: If can’t read the pics click link – This one is a bit of crude humor, so it’s been censored for the kiddies. It’s not hard to guess why. It is a prettied up compilation of screenshots that happened in real time, none of which that were planned. This just goes to show.. No one can protect you if you go AFK, not even NProtect! read more