Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 32 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
51.How did all those mushroom houses come to be?
52.Who wasted their life making an entire tower of legos?
53.Why can’t we ever take the spear from a dead Tauromaci/Taurospear?
54.How many Ailshars are there in the world?
55.How long do those wind up mice last?
56.Why does it cost mana just to throw one extra throwing star?
57.When a bandit uses a maxed Savage Blow on a snail, why does it have to wait till the blow’s over to die?
58.If Vicious, Gordon, JM from tha streets, etc. can make items, why the heck can’t we?
59.Why can’t ligators bite?
60.Why do you need a claw to throw a throwing star, can’t you use a glove?
Dedicated to all my worshipp-I mean supporters, with all their positive comments and witty responses, the few named in this issue shall be: VanillaPocki, Roisin,Trevtsang,Blastken,Darkness and Rew
You guys rock!
And that concludes this Maple Wonders’ Q&A (Minus the A)
-ShurikenLord of Bera
[Note] Please excuse any typos, this laptop’s keyboard [bleep] read more

So well, this might be a short one. I need to end this sooner… I’m getting tired of writing… Oh, by the way, I’m going to add 2 more boys to this story. My classmates, Johnny and Jonathan. See how I will put it =)

As we all reached El Nath, I stumled onto the cold floor as I was very tired. But Sasuki and Janet dosen’t seem to be tired as they were arguing… That was when I noticed that Kristine wasn’t anywhere to be seen. “Any of you seen Kristine?” I asked looking around. I regret saying that straight away when I saw Sasuki and Janet staring at me with cold eyes. “WHO IS KRISTINE?!!” shouted Sasuki again. “Will you just forget about her!?” Screamed Janet glaring at me. I sighed. Everything I said was always reacted with a few laughs or some screams…. What did you expect from me?
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I used my lvl 1 Doom on the Grims and they turned into snails lol~~~ xD

¤ Fluffy Fun

It must be them again, Aurora frowned. They just wouldn’t let mere lessons stop them from taking this chance to torment me, would they?

‘Come out, you cowards.’ She called, stepping towards the lit area beyond the circle of darkness around her. ‘I thought the last time you snuck out of classes to come after me, Mistress Spiruna threatened to test that new skin-dying spell that she recently invented on you. Are you itching to have orange skin to match your carrot head, Ferra?’ read more

HEy everyone. This is my first time writing a blog, so dont criticize me.

Ok, it all started out when I was at free market(i call it fm for short) buying my moon rock for jane the alchemist and 5 dragon skins. Then this guy named (find this scammer) StwieG888, or something like that( i forgot, but it was something like that) traded me and asked me a favor. He asked if i was in henseys, and go to channel 7. I said sure. I follwed him to the hair salon, and he gave me a cromi, 1 above. Ok……. he told me he wanted my pic, and asked me to drop my fairy wand. I said, no. and he asked me about the red whip i had, and again, no
Okay, so the guy asks me to drop any thing , so i drop my red pilfer for about 1 second (average, and i sold it already after the scam) I notice he doesnt use auto loot, and then i see a guy come, after i picked it up, and they leave. Stupid scammer eh? And of course, I said. OWNED! Lolz. (this friend was a beginner o.o, and the scammer was only lvl 20……) read more

I think I made my friend, Uishiro, even sadder.
He was never the one for luck.

His Guild collapsed, he became really poor, we dont see each other much anymore, his mule got a bad cash hairstyle, and now that he finally got an Emblem..

Last night, I logged in to be greeted by Ui. I told him about the double Wedding time and place, expecting him to say that he’ll be there. He couldn’t, he was going camping on that day, he said. read more

I’m gonna get some facts straight so you don’t die saying what the. . .

-I am a big person about not cussing in front of little children, therefore all the curse words will be replaced with the word Cheese or any other form of it
-The main character is Tristan
-I thought up the story as I went
-My friend is paying me $3 for each part I write so if it sucks too bad for you
-The pictures are what the uniforms look like–I DID NOT DRAW THEM
-My inspiration was lying awake in 4 in the moring in cold sweat thinking up stories. Enjoy! or not…
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The fight is on, and there is already a winner. If you’ve been to BasilMarket, you might know that I’ve posted this before, however it went “poof” and ran away.
And, I don’t like posting on BasilMarket, nobody there actually READS the post before replying “I r lvl 999 u r nob”

So, anyway, to the point. EVERYBODY know’s Savage Blow, it’s a Bandit skill that hits an enemy 6 times when maxed. Ok, time for some MATH! MUAHAHAHAHA! read more

Well as the title says I’m very bored so I’m gonna do some random stuff that PARTLY includes something about MMO. I’m gonna sing the peanut song later on! =O The pics I posted is of me finishing the DANGER 999 quests only to receive bad potions in return but to compensate for that I leveled up in the process and I’m gonna make this one of my longest run-on sentences ever. . .is it over yet? Also while I was killing the mushies some guy goes to an area near where I was killing and starts saying “can you stay on bottom plz”. That kinda made me mad, I didnt mind sharing it but to tell me go somewhere else even though I was there first. Anyway just look at the pic and heres the peanut song: read more

Geez Why cant I just have a normal day like everyone else!

Anyway when I log on, I got expelled from my guild (HeavenBound)
Screw you Jay t(o.ot)

Then I started training and found 2 equips

Thats all -_-“

Feeling Frustrated,

YoMomma