Maple Family Circus ~ 5

They gathered on a cliff overlooking the pit containing the lord of loogies, King Slime. Jeuneau proceeded in a feeble attempt at forming a strategy while Porkchop picked his nose and Sukigame payed close attention and took notes… in green crayon… on his armor. Annie grabbed Jeuneau’s crossbow away when he tried to load it behind his back while talking so he could finish what he started on Porkchop. When Jeuneau was thouroughly convinced he had wasted enough breath. He gave up on a “plan” and punted Porks into the pit. …Jeuneau would never be the same. read more

Maple Family Circus ~ 4

Stage 4… Amazin’, huh? The team of geniuses is met with the challenge of a behemothic, terrifying, beastly tower of… BARRELS!!! Six friggin’ barrels, and the challenge of *gasp* finding the correct three to stand on. As expected, Annie knows what the hell she’s doing, and the mute wonder follows her lead. BAM hey guess-the hell-what! Porkchop is clueless! Whouldda thunk it!? I’m crying inside!! Why am I exclaming when unnecessary!!?? Jeuneau does his best to deal with Porkchop… like giving him the simplest job of the three… and shooting him. SHOOTING HIM HELPS!! As ordered, Annie takes up her postion on barrel 3 and Sukigame on 2. Porkchop, surprisingly, after drooling a lot and shaking his head, proceeds to barrel one, Jeuneau tries this first combination. No. Annie, as ordered, moves to barrel 4. No. 5. No. 6? No. This is usual, the correct combination is, more oft than not, the near-last. Suki proceeds to barrel 3 and Annie to 4. Wrong again. No matter, Annie moves to barrel 5 for the next combination… and so does Porkchop. No. This cannot be, thinks Jeuneau to himself, He could not be that stupid… He is, he has been before, he always will be, get used to it, reader. Jeuneau, observing that there is a measly 8 minutes remaining, quickly orders Porkchop to get back to barrel 1, “PORKS!! 1, NOW!” …Nothing. “PORKS GET THE HELL ON BARREL 1!” Porkchop, remarkably, hears his leader this time, and moves… to barrel 2. Jeuneau then calmly proceeds to shoot him in the right kidney… … …”Ya get it, boss?” Jeuneau inwardly craps all over his earlier attempts at kindness in not killing this piss-poor excuse for a sentient being and proceeds to draw back his crossbow again when he is interrupted by Annie, “Stop, you might actually do it this time. We’ll need him for cannon-fodder when we fight the boss.” Jeuneau stops loading his crossbow and stares blankly at Annie. … “I like the way you think, lady.” “Okay, so you’re not going to kill the dunce, but how do we get him back on barrel 1?” Jeuneau put down his crossbow for a moment, before being struck square in the face by a cudgel of an idea. He hopped up to barrel 1, and super-glued a shiny meso to the top of it. He then pointed this out to Porkchop. Porkchop’s crooked eyes sparkled with glee at the shiny thing and so he leapt up upon barrel 1 and proceeded to try and pry it up. Jeuneau would have to hug himself for this later. Fortunately, the correct combination turned out to be 146 and they proceeded to the final stage without having to move Porkchop the incredible invalid away from his mystifying shiny thing. read more

Oh yay :D Never Again

Never Again By: Hinata19 and Rakutso
This a combined story between me and her I hope you all will enjoy it 😀 Noone copy our idea its ours back off =3.
the story may get confusing after awhile since different people will be writing each chapter and with that you will see
how our ideas change and manipulate the story.
Aha so get ready ;] btw Never Again will be the title =3 read more

stop the questions!!!!

Okay, pms have been sent to me saying
1″how old is your brother?”
2″how much does ur brother have?”
3″do u have his id and pass?”
4″Is he ur maple bf?”
5″Does he have a maple gf?”

Okay
Answers
1, can’t tell but think about it, im 13, he’s my OLDER brother.
2, mesos? i can’t tell u.
3, no
4, NO!!!
5, sort of. read more

Owe him so much.

“Don’t do this!”
“Don’t do that!”

Well, most of you know my character. “koca”
Yes, that’s right. Well, yesterday, mom MADE me delete maplestory. It’s a horrible thought to have and i can’t help thinking.
“why can’t I play a simple game?!”
Parents these days think maplestory ruins our lil brain. But i know better. read more

<3 all of you

Thank you all for helping me get to my brother. =.=
mmotales is the BEST!
*gives cookie to everyone* te hehehe
thanks all. me got to da ge, finally… after AGES…
now… to get to maple dad and friends….
*thinks hard*

Toushirou3 getting too much attention?

I was around ludibrium when toushirou3 wasn’t training and cool, SOOO many people were there. Okay, so it’s not really his fault that theres so many people, but i’d like people to know that people follow toushirou3 not because he’s a high leveler but because they’re greedy and want to loot off him. It’s stupid.

But toushirou3 is earning his way on the front page the easy way!!! read more

No Nose?!

My person dosnt have a nose on maple story! what kind of dark magic is this O.o i dont kow why i posted this i havent posted in a long time lol .>.>

PS read my comics O.o