They FORCED me to come out XP

Anyway, i am the guy name the shmulk, and i will put on a picture later as soon as i figure out how to freakin edit O.O

Anyway, I am the old balding fat dude who sits on the bench all day watching the other people beat up stuff and talks via radio XP. They is always someone like that in the comics ehh?

Anyway, “back in the day, i used to be “Cool”. I used to “protect”(more like screw up) the world with my super powers. How did i get them? My parents were gay scintests who injecting me with stuff, very nasty stuff i think you guys would prefer not to know of ;). They injected it into my blood stream everyday, until i became, THE SHUMLK. Now a lot of you may ask wha ti may be doing in the hammi squad. Well, superhammi felt like we needed and old fat dude who was somehow smart cause there is one in every cominc(you know, X-men:Xavier uhhhhhh………………………………….)” read more

1 day with my lvl 98 white knight in bera i was travling in ludi 2 kill some bufoons wen a lvl 81 preist asked if i can have your sheild of course i said no he sadi y i said casue i wnat it 2 have wepon defence.then h e said well put it on trade screen so i did but he was threting 2 report me of hacking so i traded him dam scammer if u have any info on the chrter killermage on bera plzz tell me so i can get my guild 2 mass defame him thx so much read more

Right, so. A few days ago, I lvled to 60. I was so excited about finally equipping my skylar, and looking forward to the boost in attack and defence. I thought now I’d be able to train in higher leveled places, such as zombies or buffies. I was wrong…

I’ve tried everywhere with fairly tough monsters. Soul teddies, buffies, red drakes, DMT, cargo area, zombies and hectors, and the only place I get more than 5% an hour is at zombies – where I lose something along the lines of 50k an hour from the massive pot usage. read more

hello agen , hope you enjoyed the next chpter
heres the next ^^
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part 1

they drew out their weapons and pointed them at us

we ran as fast as we could but other members without hoods blocked the way.

i used haste but it was no use, a magical barrier blocked us and were repeled away back into the circle of doom

we were stuck here…. read more

For Warriors.
STIRGES.
Alot of people dont use stirges and use horny mushies instead, but I differ.
*Stirges Give orange and blue pots, they drop like balls during puberty.
*Stirges give 40-80 meso per kill, thats alot when you see the spawn. Its CONSISTANT, and the money and pots you find make a profit when you go back to re-potion.
*they drop feathers pretty constantly, and feathers sell for like 150-300 ea to players, and they are used for the quest that gets you level 30 boots.
*They drop wings, and after like 30 minutes of training, you get almost 230wings, which sell pretty highly to NPC, like maybe 2.4k or so.
Yeah, hope this helped…
If you have any Suggestions or reasons why im wrong, or maybe some mindless flames, please, feel free to comment. read more

“Hurry up, one more order of fries!” A voice snapped from behind a counter, growling angrily at a girl who was dashing as fast as she could, a tray balanced on one hand. “Just a second!” She yelled back, a slight tone of worry in her voice as her uniform sneakers scuffed the carefully polished floor.

This all took place inside a restaurant, in real life. The establishment was a neat, but older place, the well-known ‘Menny’s’ sign sitting dimly outside, a light bulb flickering within it. The sun was well beyond gone, and outside the crickets cry could be heard. From inside this building, this girl, about eighteen, was carrying now two trays, and she looked quite tired from the fact that her shift was almost up; circles sat under her eyes, although hidden by her dark rimmed glasses. Her hair was pulled into a loose bun, her nametag read ‘Marissa’; but she was quickly hurrying to a table. “Here’s your order!” She said with a forced friendly smile, pulling the plates off the tray and setting them down in front of a family of four, who seemed pleased with her service. read more

ok…..
so ive been playing maple sea (on my perfect xbowman im planning to make) for about 2 weeks and it owns cuz they got maple weps there so i get a second chance at em…….that second chance is well spent because my friends and i (who share our money) have maple weps comin out of our butts
u see we joined just in time to be in our prime training lvls (10-21) when maple b-day event came out…..and i live in California, US which helps because when its 11 am here its 3 am in japan/new zeland and 1am in singapore, etc.
……….nyway… i trained at henesys hunting ground slimes (virtually by myself) from lvl 12-21 (im now lvl 26 and just got my new whitebottom shoes) and, in short, my friend with a store permit who keeps all our maple weps literally has his inventory full and is forced to drop maple weps just to get better 1s that drop from monsters as he trains……….its a wonderful life XD read more

When you ask me why I love you, I don’t know what to say.
I love every part of you in every single way.
But if you want specifics, I’ll try to meet your wish
And do my very, very best to make a simple list.
I love you for your arms that hold me every night.
I love you for your kisses, sometimes strong and sometimes light.
I love you for your patience that never seems to end.
I love you for the fact that I can call you friend.
I love you for your lips that always seem to smile
When you look upon my face for just a little while.
I love you for your eyes that see deep within my soul.
I love you for your ability to always make me whole.
I love you for your honesty, I know you’ll never lie.
I love you for your passion, so much it makes me cry.
I love you for your quirkiness and the little jokes you tell.
I love this and a million other things as well.
You see how hard it is to narrow it all down.
There are far too many reasons, but one thing I have found…
I love you for your brains, but I love your body too.
In short, I love every single thing that has to do with you! read more

OH MAN!!! no ms for a month! this sux ah well

look at the pics

holy crap lvl 100 f/p mage in khaini!!!!!!!

falling down a long while…..

yay i got killed by buffys

and theres a really bad pic which u cant see what i said but u can just look at the speech bar

I promised a few this would be long. By the way, this is series one and this is the last of series one. Series two will begin in about hrrrmmm 1 week? Sorry! Enjoy the chapter while you can ^_~

I ran trying to dodge her arrows, they were firing at me like crazy. Toushirou and everyone else were way to busy. Suddenly, on of her arrows hit me and pinned me towards the wall. She walked up to me and calmly ran her fingernail down the side of my face. I shook it off but she put them on again. She slowly took her hand off then… she raised her had and slapped me right across the face which caused the arrows to loosen up and me to fall on the ground. She knocked my fairy wand out of my hand and I pay on the ground and tears spilled out. I was thinking, what have I done? I’ve killed my brother, what use to be my love of my life is in agony. I’ve lead toushirou and the others into serious danger! read more