Today I was going to train with my friend, trying to look for training spots. We traveled went map by map, when we stopped, there was no monsters at all. All I see was 23 candles and 3 Octopuses. After that suprising moment, we went to the next map. This map was even more scarier… the whole map was full of candles, no monsters at all. So me and friend ended up doing Party Quest. read more

One day I was planning to PQ so i said “looking for PQ” *gets invitation* so I accept. I was one of the high lvls and there was this one lvl 35 noob. we had tracks but kept missing for like 3 times. The 4th time though the lvl 35 noob was pissed because we kept missing. * lvl 35 noob keeps cussing and insulting the leader* and he wasnt tracking and so the track went to crack and bonus
. He kept asking leader questions about how bad he was . But leader wasn’t answering because he was clicking. So he say ima leave in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
suddenly he says “What the F*** the screen is pitch black” “we got in u noob” leader said
You still gonna insult me? *stays quiet for the rest of the PQ* read more

This pic is a pic of my items, i’m in the free market, so I sold the items I didn’t need. (I was in free market 7, but I was going back into 6. lol, my friends gave me all of their money, so I could take this pic, I gave them their money back. I only have 8mil. (I got some high lvled friends. Ex. lvl 101 hermit).

Note: this story has no sense of humour, but has a deep point in it; therefore don’t read this if you suffer “super duper boredom disorder”

One cloudy day, Pika and Vrick were sitting in Kerning City’s Fusion Bar. They were bored, therefore began to talking about random stuff on Victoria Island.
Pika: Hmmm… Kerning City seems to have an increase of smog level everyday. *cough*
Vrick: It’s nothing odd… People in Victoria are too busy to take any notice of the nature – they’re too busy for business and money…
Pika: Doesn’t anyone take notice of this? I mean, imma cough to death someday if the smog spreads…
Vrick: Nope, ppl these days are too lazy to move their fat asses from their sofa.
Pika: Umm… I like slacking all day long, but does that mean im one of those “fat asses”
Vrick: Err… No, ur not cos ur not like us human. Pigs didn’t make changes in Victoria since humans brought technology in… read more

It’s occured to me that the only practical way of earning meso on Maplestory is training. o_O;
Which means that your net-worth is based on sheer luck.
Correct me if I’m wrong, which I may be.

PQing and quests make you Meso, but they’re a form of training since you gain experience etc.
Does anyone have any ideas of a method of meso-making that doesn’t involve my experience rising? read more

Well I’m only lv 64 now but a Crossbowman in my guild just got to her 3rd job and stated it was hard. Now this peaks some questions that I want to know myself.

Now I’m sure killing Athena is no easy task but I want to know whether I got what it takes to take her out without getting my rear cooked. Here’s how my Stats will look like when I reach lv 70, unless something changes between now and then: read more

Cant wear my dark calas becuase it requires 20 fame and I had -1 defame becuase i posted a screeny of a hacker and then he saw that was me and he mass defamed me =(((!
Can you please fame me??! my name is: G3ndalf from scania server, please help!

put it like this ive wanted a green bludgeoner <—-(spelling)which is worth like 3k (alot) for ages and i was in ascalon and im lvl 20 (max) and a lvl 3 noob comes up to me and litterally offers me that hammer a (mouth full)firery dragon sword of swardsman ship and a chaos axe of axe mastery and knowing me i click accecpt for a joke and this noob gives me all 3 items for nothing these thing are worth loads and he just gave me them…..wat a NOOB! read more

Well, as you can see, this isnt “The Way of a Bandit, Part 4”. I have suffered from the known disease of Writer’s Block. It’s something that get’s you lazy on writing and ticked off that you cant think of a story plot. I however am training my Bandit -.-“! If you guys have any ideas for the story, then PM me, or contact me in game (I only go on during weekends). In the mean time, here are some stories you might want to pick up: read more

I made the first one a month or so ago and here is the sequal:
You know you are addicted to maplestory when-
~You see someone with there legs crossed bouncing up and down waiting for someone to get out of a porta-pottie, you yell, SELLING TRACK 10k
~You go to the store, and buy cough syrup thinking it is a red pot, and go hunting for snails.
~You go to the store and buy an ice cream sunday, and go hunting wolfs (pangs)
~When a little kid is going over the alphabet, and says p,q you yell, NO NOOB PARTYS!
~Once you finish a year of school you “level up”
~Your bed collects dust
~You collect dust
~You pick up a mouse trap thinking you can sell it for 32k
~You sell snowballs
~You beat your neighbors cat untill it drops kumbies
~you beat the crap out of a statue untill it drops its head (zakum hat)
~When you see gangsters standing by a stop sign you walk up to them and ask to join ther PQ. The pull of knives and you say “yes bandits, now they can solo boss”.
~a skydiver is a jump hacker
~a soda machine is a scammer if it dosnt give u a drink and u paid money
~You cover urself in sticky notes, thinking they r scrolls
~You are 1337 in the eyes of your younger brother
~you think pigs drop gold
~ur bed collects dust
~u collect dust
~u write a thread on this
~u read a thread on this read more